Apr 12 Apr 12 John Boehner Pulls U-Turn On Marijuana Policy: Loves Weed: Is A Weed Guy: Rolls A Decent Joint: Is Very Chill About Sharing His Weed Keegs
Apr 12 Apr 12 Teachers In Pennsylvania Given The World's Smallest Bats To Defend Themselves Against School Shooters Keegs
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Apr 9 Apr 9 Prince Charles Denies Rumors That He Carries Around A Personal Toilet Seat: I Am Disappointed Yet Again Keegs
Apr 6 Apr 6 Guy Cleans Fish Tank: Releases Second Deadliest Toxin On Earth, Related: The World Is A Fucking Death Trap Keegs
Apr 6 Apr 6 Canada’s Weird Foot Fetish Continues: Hotel Serves Cocktails Garnished With Severed Toes Keegs
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Apr 4 Apr 4 Tough To Support A Mom Who Tasers Her Lazy Son On Easter Without Advocating For Child Abuse: But Here I Go Keegs
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Apr 3 Apr 3 Pregnant Woman Refused On A Cruise Ship And Seems Like She Really Dodged A Bullet Here. Keegs
