That Arie Fuck From The Bachelor Sucks: But If We Can’t Have April Fool’s Pregnancy Jokes, Then What Can We Have?
(CNN)"The Bachelor" star Arie Luyendyk Jr. pulled an April Fools' Day pregnancy prank that some fans didn't find funny.
On Sunday, Luyendyk tweeted a photo of a woman sporting a baby bump whose face could not be seen with the words "Secrets finally out, we have a bunny in the oven!" and tagged fiancée Lauren Burnham.
Right off the bat, there was suspicion the couple were joking.
"Love you guys but hopefully this isn't a joke. A lot of people struggle with getting pregnant or loosing babies and that would be F'ed up and selfish," one fan tweeted. "Just an odd day to share it is all. Hopefully a congrats will be in order."
"Arie, this isn't funny," another person tweeted. "There are people who are struggling to get pregnant, and don't have kids because of complicated pregnancies.
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April fool’s pregnancy jokes are funny. They’re objectively funny. You know what objectively means, that they’re still funny if a shitty dude makes them. Sucks but it’s true. EVEN IF THEY AREN'T FUNNY, that's why they belong on April Fool's day. April Fool's is a day filled with trash jokes made by trash people, so if if you can show me even one funny joke by one trash person (not a day to be picky) then I'll call that a win. It's a good idea to stay away from bad news, you know you want to stay away from telling you have cancer or are dead, but other than that it's basically all fair game. I know that people who can’t have kids are going to be slightly more sensitive to big pregnancy announcements but if you’re getting psyched up and then heartbroken over Arie and Lauren having unprotected sex to the point where you’re throwing a fit, then you’ve got to look in the mirror for a minute.
Don’t like that interpretation of April Fool’s? Stay off the internet. I'm sorry. I wish it was the type of thing where it was up for debate, but when it comes down to it somebody's always going to ignore any semblance of April Fool's day advice. Seriously, there are no rules: it's the cruise ship of dumb holidays. It’s one day. It’s Sunday. Have the imaginary kid you can’t have hide your phone or something, I don’t know.
Last but surely not least, maybe the most important point of all. Are we really that bummed that Arie can’t be a father? I took a year off the Bachelor but all it took was a quick google search to see that his guy SUCKS. Like he really truly is a nemesis of all of mankind. Therefore news that he’s not going to be a father like a relief. Them announcing that the pregnancy was a hoax should have been met not with criticism, but with cheers. Cheers, people. The guy’s a weirdo. He licked a fucking bowling ball. You don’t want a guy like that bringing anybody into the world. Does anybody think these two have any shot of staying together? Like for real? Forget Lauren, Arie’s that type of guy who’s still got three midlife crises in front of him, and each one he’s gonna be a different vehicle. You know first he’s gonna get into motorcycles, next he’ll buy a boat, and last he’ll get a pilot’s license. Each one will come with a corresponding leather jacket. That guy sucks. You don’t want that guy to be a dad right now, or maybe ever.
