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Can You Fight A Kid On An Airplane: A Letter To My Future Child

Apr 10

Apr 10 Can You Fight A Kid On An Airplane: A Letter To My Future Child

Prince Charles Denies Rumors That He Carries Around A Personal Toilet Seat: I Am Disappointed Yet Again

Apr 9

Apr 9 Prince Charles Denies Rumors That He Carries Around A Personal Toilet Seat: I Am Disappointed Yet Again

Guy Cleans Fish Tank: Releases Second Deadliest Toxin On Earth, Related: The World Is A Fucking Death Trap

Apr 6

Apr 6 Guy Cleans Fish Tank: Releases Second Deadliest Toxin On Earth, Related: The World Is A Fucking Death Trap

Canada’s Weird Foot Fetish Continues: Hotel Serves Cocktails Garnished With Severed Toes

Apr 6

Apr 6 Canada’s Weird Foot Fetish Continues: Hotel Serves Cocktails Garnished With Severed Toes

Golfer Dislocates Ankle At Masters, Pops It Back Into Place, Somehow Finishes First Round In Second Place: A Confused Blog

Apr 6

Apr 6 Golfer Dislocates Ankle At Masters, Pops It Back Into Place, Somehow Finishes First Round In Second Place: A Confused Blog

Never Thought I'd Be A Proposal Blogger BUT HERE I AM

Apr 5

Apr 5 Never Thought I'd Be A Proposal Blogger BUT HERE I AM

This Woman’s Revenge On Fat Shamers Makes Her A Goddamn Hero

Apr 5

Apr 5 This Woman’s Revenge On Fat Shamers Makes Her A Goddamn Hero

Kids Are Snorting Condoms!

Apr 4

Apr 4 Kids Are Snorting Condoms!

Russian Mail Drone Embarks On Maiden Voyage: Crashes Straight Into A Wall: Somebody's Getting Disappeared

Apr 4

Apr 4 Russian Mail Drone Embarks On Maiden Voyage: Crashes Straight Into A Wall: Somebody's Getting Disappeared

Tough To Support A Mom Who Tasers Her Lazy Son On Easter Without Advocating For Child Abuse: But Here I Go

Apr 4

Apr 4 Tough To Support A Mom Who Tasers Her Lazy Son On Easter Without Advocating For Child Abuse: But Here I Go

That Arie Fuck From The Bachelor Sucks: But If We Can’t Have April Fool’s Pregnancy Jokes, Then What Can We Have?

Apr 3

Apr 3 That Arie Fuck From The Bachelor Sucks: But If We Can’t Have April Fool’s Pregnancy Jokes, Then What Can We Have?

Pregnant Woman Refused On A Cruise Ship And Seems Like She Really Dodged A Bullet Here.

Apr 3

Apr 3 Pregnant Woman Refused On A Cruise Ship And Seems Like She Really Dodged A Bullet Here.

HAPAYHN- Ep 17. "Actively Not Apologizing"

Apr 3

Apr 3 HAPAYHN- Ep 17. "Actively Not Apologizing"

A Bunch Of New York And New Jersey Poo Is Ruining A Town In Alabama

Apr 3

Apr 3 A Bunch Of New York And New Jersey Poo Is Ruining A Town In Alabama

Turns Out The Best Way To Escape The Police Is: Just Go Fast?

Apr 2

Apr 2 Turns Out The Best Way To Escape The Police Is: Just Go Fast?

DMX Plays DMX Song At Trial For Tax Evasion: Is Super Guilty Of Tax Evasion

Apr 2

Apr 2 DMX Plays DMX Song At Trial For Tax Evasion: Is Super Guilty Of Tax Evasion

Dying From Too Much Anti-Diarrhea Medication Is Something I Could See Happening To Me

Apr 1

Apr 1 Dying From Too Much Anti-Diarrhea Medication Is Something I Could See Happening To Me

Apparently If You Want To Survive A Plane Crash You Can’t Drink Or Sleep On Flights: A Eulogy For Me

Mar 28

Mar 28 Apparently If You Want To Survive A Plane Crash You Can’t Drink Or Sleep On Flights: A Eulogy For Me

This Embryo Clinic Had One Job: And That Was Not To Lose All The Embryos

Mar 28

Mar 28 This Embryo Clinic Had One Job: And That Was Not To Lose All The Embryos

A Clown Is Running For Congress And The Mainstream Media Is Begging Me To Make A Circus Joke: I Will Not

Mar 28

Mar 28 A Clown Is Running For Congress And The Mainstream Media Is Begging Me To Make A Circus Joke: I Will Not