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Guy Cleans Fish Tank: Releases Second Deadliest Toxin On Earth, Related: The World Is A Fucking Death Trap

Apr 6

Apr 6 Guy Cleans Fish Tank: Releases Second Deadliest Toxin On Earth, Related: The World Is A Fucking Death Trap

Canada’s Weird Foot Fetish Continues: Hotel Serves Cocktails Garnished With Severed Toes

Apr 6

Apr 6 Canada’s Weird Foot Fetish Continues: Hotel Serves Cocktails Garnished With Severed Toes

Golfer Dislocates Ankle At Masters, Pops It Back Into Place, Somehow Finishes First Round In Second Place: A Confused Blog

Apr 6

Apr 6 Golfer Dislocates Ankle At Masters, Pops It Back Into Place, Somehow Finishes First Round In Second Place: A Confused Blog

Never Thought I'd Be A Proposal Blogger BUT HERE I AM

Apr 5

Apr 5 Never Thought I'd Be A Proposal Blogger BUT HERE I AM

This Woman’s Revenge On Fat Shamers Makes Her A Goddamn Hero

Apr 5

Apr 5 This Woman’s Revenge On Fat Shamers Makes Her A Goddamn Hero

Kids Are Snorting Condoms!

Apr 4

Apr 4 Kids Are Snorting Condoms!

Russian Mail Drone Embarks On Maiden Voyage: Crashes Straight Into A Wall: Somebody's Getting Disappeared

Apr 4

Apr 4 Russian Mail Drone Embarks On Maiden Voyage: Crashes Straight Into A Wall: Somebody's Getting Disappeared

Tough To Support A Mom Who Tasers Her Lazy Son On Easter Without Advocating For Child Abuse: But Here I Go

Apr 4

Apr 4 Tough To Support A Mom Who Tasers Her Lazy Son On Easter Without Advocating For Child Abuse: But Here I Go

That Arie Fuck From The Bachelor Sucks: But If We Can’t Have April Fool’s Pregnancy Jokes, Then What Can We Have?

Apr 3

Apr 3 That Arie Fuck From The Bachelor Sucks: But If We Can’t Have April Fool’s Pregnancy Jokes, Then What Can We Have?

Pregnant Woman Refused On A Cruise Ship And Seems Like She Really Dodged A Bullet Here.

Apr 3

Apr 3 Pregnant Woman Refused On A Cruise Ship And Seems Like She Really Dodged A Bullet Here.

HAPAYHN- Ep 17. "Actively Not Apologizing"

Apr 3

Apr 3 HAPAYHN- Ep 17. "Actively Not Apologizing"

A Bunch Of New York And New Jersey Poo Is Ruining A Town In Alabama

Apr 3

Apr 3 A Bunch Of New York And New Jersey Poo Is Ruining A Town In Alabama

Turns Out The Best Way To Escape The Police Is: Just Go Fast?

Apr 2

Apr 2 Turns Out The Best Way To Escape The Police Is: Just Go Fast?

DMX Plays DMX Song At Trial For Tax Evasion: Is Super Guilty Of Tax Evasion

Apr 2

Apr 2 DMX Plays DMX Song At Trial For Tax Evasion: Is Super Guilty Of Tax Evasion

Dying From Too Much Anti-Diarrhea Medication Is Something I Could See Happening To Me

Apr 1

Apr 1 Dying From Too Much Anti-Diarrhea Medication Is Something I Could See Happening To Me

Apparently If You Want To Survive A Plane Crash You Can’t Drink Or Sleep On Flights: A Eulogy For Me

Mar 28

Mar 28 Apparently If You Want To Survive A Plane Crash You Can’t Drink Or Sleep On Flights: A Eulogy For Me

This Embryo Clinic Had One Job: And That Was Not To Lose All The Embryos

Mar 28

Mar 28 This Embryo Clinic Had One Job: And That Was Not To Lose All The Embryos

A Clown Is Running For Congress And The Mainstream Media Is Begging Me To Make A Circus Joke: I Will Not

Mar 28

Mar 28 A Clown Is Running For Congress And The Mainstream Media Is Begging Me To Make A Circus Joke: I Will Not

Hawks Are Attacking Us Now And We Might As Well All Kill Ourselves

Mar 28

Mar 28 Hawks Are Attacking Us Now And We Might As Well All Kill Ourselves

Everybody's Kicking Russian Spies Out: Except For New Zealand Who Can't Find Any

Mar 27

Mar 27 Everybody's Kicking Russian Spies Out: Except For New Zealand Who Can't Find Any