May 16 May 16 To Be Clear: If What You Think Is Your Family Dog Is Actually A Bear: You Are Dumb As Shit Keegs
May 16 May 16 25 Year Old Poses As 17 Year Old Harvey Refugee To Destroy On High School Basketball Team: Who Are We To Blame Him? Keegs
May 14 May 14 Boston Dynamic Teaches Robots To Run And Hunt Us Via Google Maps: Is Offically SkyNet Keegs
May 14 May 14 Prom Committee Gets Fuckin' Drunk: Decides It's A Good Idea To Bring A Caged Tiger To Prom Keegs
May 10 May 10 Narc Tries To Stop The Legalization Of MARIJUANA By Saying They’ll Have To Euthanize Police Dogs Keegs
May 8 May 8 Today In "What Happens When Middle Schoolers Don't Jerk Off": The Deodorant Challenge AKA Kids Are Melting Their Arms Off Keegs
May 8 May 8 "Veritable" News Source Confirms What This Blog Has Been Screaming Since Inception: Predators Are Taking Over The World Keegs
May 7 May 7 Guy Stun Gunned As He Tries To Have Sex With Car: A Reminder That You Can't Put Your Penis In A Car's Exhaust Pipe (In Public), An Analysis Of A Double Standard, And A Case For Communal Stun Guns Keegs
May 7 May 7 Another Criminal Gets Stuck In A Chimney: Example 909878 Of Why Criminals Should Not Go Down Chimneys Keegs
May 6 May 6 I Have No Qualms Sending A Haunted Bird To Its Death: This Blogger's Reaction To An Illinois Bird Stalker Keegs
May 5 May 5 School Superintendent Ignores Many Signs That He Should Quit His Job: Poops On The Playground: Is In Trouble Keegs
May 3 May 3 Texas Man Sees Crocodile The Size Of MiniVan: Does The Natural Texas Thing And Lassoes It Keegs
May 3 May 3 The New Red Dead Redemption 2 Trailer Is Out: Start Hoarding Your Fall Vacation Days Keegs
