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Eat Three Donuts In A Minute, Or One Habañero Pepper: One Of These Makes You Normal, The Other Makes You A Weirdo

May 2

May 2 Eat Three Donuts In A Minute, Or One Habañero Pepper: One Of These Makes You Normal, The Other Makes You A Weirdo

TSA Instagram Wins Three Webby Awards: Latest Proof That College Kids Will Take Any Social Media Job You Offer Them

May 1

May 1 TSA Instagram Wins Three Webby Awards: Latest Proof That College Kids Will Take Any Social Media Job You Offer Them

Question: Who The Fuck Is Shooting Deer Full Of Arrows? Answer: Someone In Oregon

May 1

May 1 Question: Who The Fuck Is Shooting Deer Full Of Arrows? Answer: Someone In Oregon

Indiana Has 4 Times Too Much Hepatitis A: Is Officially The Saddest Place Since Chernobyl

May 1

May 1 Indiana Has 4 Times Too Much Hepatitis A: Is Officially The Saddest Place Since Chernobyl

The Lame Rules (Laws) Say That You Have To Operate A Tesla In The Driver's Seat Even If It's Autodriving: Nobody's Going To Do That

Apr 30

Apr 30 The Lame Rules (Laws) Say That You Have To Operate A Tesla In The Driver's Seat Even If It's Autodriving: Nobody's Going To Do That

Westworld Has Ruined Sex Robots, Forever.

Apr 30

Apr 30 Westworld Has Ruined Sex Robots, Forever.

Prince Harry Slaps Me Across The Face And Picks Boring Bald William As His Best Man: Is A Coward!

Apr 30

Apr 30 Prince Harry Slaps Me Across The Face And Picks Boring Bald William As His Best Man: Is A Coward!

Bible “Researcher” Who’s Failed At Predicting The End Of The World A Million Times, Might Be Figuring Out That He Sucks At Bible Research: Please Blog Curse Don't Act Up Now

Apr 26

Apr 26 Bible “Researcher” Who’s Failed At Predicting The End Of The World A Million Times, Might Be Figuring Out That He Sucks At Bible Research: Please Blog Curse Don't Act Up Now

HAPAYHN- Ep 21 "Episode 20 Has Been Redacted"

Apr 26

Apr 26 HAPAYHN- Ep 21 "Episode 20 Has Been Redacted"

Pregnant Woman Who Trips Kid Is Way Too Fed Up With Kids Already

Apr 25

Apr 25 Pregnant Woman Who Trips Kid Is Way Too Fed Up With Kids Already

I Need To Have My Faith Restored In Airplane Windows

Apr 25

Apr 25 I Need To Have My Faith Restored In Airplane Windows

Unpopular Opinion: If You Take Airplane Snacks Off Of An Airplane You Deserve To Get Fined

Apr 24

Apr 24 Unpopular Opinion: If You Take Airplane Snacks Off Of An Airplane You Deserve To Get Fined

Russell Westbrook Gets Taunted By Mitt Romney: Will Never Dunk Again

Apr 24

Apr 24 Russell Westbrook Gets Taunted By Mitt Romney: Will Never Dunk Again

David Copperfield Reveals Secret Behind One His Tricks In Court: Is A Coward, Should Have Kept His Mouth Shut And Gone To Prison Like A Real Magician

Apr 24

Apr 24 David Copperfield Reveals Secret Behind One His Tricks In Court: Is A Coward, Should Have Kept His Mouth Shut And Gone To Prison Like A Real Magician

World's First Successful Dick Transplant: We Are In Grave Danger

Apr 23

Apr 23 World's First Successful Dick Transplant: We Are In Grave Danger

This Guy Can't Stop Being Attacked By Animals And I Think He Should Work For Me

Apr 23

Apr 23 This Guy Can't Stop Being Attacked By Animals And I Think He Should Work For Me

Things I Learned Last Week: Roger Stone Really Did Not Like Barbara Bush

Apr 23

Apr 23 Things I Learned Last Week: Roger Stone Really Did Not Like Barbara Bush

Pythons Breeding Too Fast To Be Killed In Florida: RIP Florida

Apr 19

Apr 19 Pythons Breeding Too Fast To Be Killed In Florida: RIP Florida

200 Million Eggs Recalled Over Salmonella And I Refuse To Be Shook

Apr 18

Apr 18 200 Million Eggs Recalled Over Salmonella And I Refuse To Be Shook

In Honor Of The Guy Who Spit In My Vicinity Over The Weekend: HABAYHN Presents The Definitive List Of Places You Are, And More Importantly Are Not, Allowed To Spit:

Apr 18

Apr 18 In Honor Of The Guy Who Spit In My Vicinity Over The Weekend: HABAYHN Presents The Definitive List Of Places You Are, And More Importantly Are Not, Allowed To Spit: