Apr 17 Apr 17 Bunch Of Tight Assed Baboons Escaped From A Research Facility And It Seemed WAY Too Easy Keegs
Apr 17 Apr 17 Photo Captured Of Creature Roaming Argentina Killing Big Dogs: Is Literally A Monster/Alien Keegs
Apr 16 Apr 16 Do You Hear That Sound? It's Harry And Meghan Asking For Charitable Donations Instead Of Gifts, And Me Vomiting Keegs
Apr 13 Apr 13 Handdryers Just Spray Your Hands With Poop Particles: If You Live In New York You Already Live In Poop Particles So Stop Complaining Keegs
Apr 12 Apr 12 John Boehner Pulls U-Turn On Marijuana Policy: Loves Weed: Is A Weed Guy: Rolls A Decent Joint: Is Very Chill About Sharing His Weed Keegs
Apr 12 Apr 12 Teachers In Pennsylvania Given The World's Smallest Bats To Defend Themselves Against School Shooters Keegs
Apr 10 Apr 10 Seems Like The Farmer Who's Responsible For 70 Dead Cows Is The Worst Farmer In All Of The History Keegs
Apr 10 Apr 10 I Went To See A Quiet Place Yesterday To Feel Something And I Basically Peed My Pants Keegs
Apr 9 Apr 9 Prince Charles Denies Rumors That He Carries Around A Personal Toilet Seat: I Am Disappointed Yet Again Keegs
Apr 6 Apr 6 Guy Cleans Fish Tank: Releases Second Deadliest Toxin On Earth, Related: The World Is A Fucking Death Trap Keegs
Apr 6 Apr 6 Canada’s Weird Foot Fetish Continues: Hotel Serves Cocktails Garnished With Severed Toes Keegs
Apr 6 Apr 6 Golfer Dislocates Ankle At Masters, Pops It Back Into Place, Somehow Finishes First Round In Second Place: A Confused Blog Keegs
