School Superintendent Ignores Many Signs That He Should Quit His Job: Poops On The Playground: Is In Trouble
A "mystery pooper" who left daily unwanted messes next to a New Jersey high school track was caught in the act -- and was allegedly revealed to be a school superintendent.
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We talk every once in a while about the moment you know you should quit: for this school superintendent, it was probably when he started pooping on the playground everyday. When you enter the sad part of the life, aka after college, you learn to really appreciate your moments of serenity. The most often found moment of serenity is in the poop stall, baby. You're by yourself, you can be on your phone, and for those few minutes you can be free. You all know this, what am I doing explaining it to you?! The fact that this poor fellow lost that feeling, that he sacrificed that feeling of solitude and lonely tranquility, and traded it all for for pooping on the track in front of other people says a lot about the man’s situation. Bro, it may be time for you to pursue a career in something other than educational administration.
There are certain symptoms of hating your job we can pass by. We’re not talking shooting Candace a dirty look, or taking the last of the office coffee even though you know Steve wants some. We’re talking taking a shit on school grounds, literally. The line is WAY in the rear view now, pal- you’re officially a serial pooper. Folks, as a guy who’s quit his fair of jobs- you should trust me: don’t be afraid to quit. Or maybe do be afraid! But either way, you’ve got to quit way before the poop stuff happens. Once you hit brown, you’re going down. So grow up, stop complaining, use that spine for once in your life and quit that job before you do something reckless.
