May 5 May 5 School Superintendent Ignores Many Signs That He Should Quit His Job: Poops On The Playground: Is In Trouble Keegs
May 3 May 3 Texas Man Sees Crocodile The Size Of MiniVan: Does The Natural Texas Thing And Lassoes It Keegs
May 3 May 3 The New Red Dead Redemption 2 Trailer Is Out: Start Hoarding Your Fall Vacation Days Keegs
May 2 May 2 Eat Three Donuts In A Minute, Or One Habañero Pepper: One Of These Makes You Normal, The Other Makes You A Weirdo Keegs
May 1 May 1 TSA Instagram Wins Three Webby Awards: Latest Proof That College Kids Will Take Any Social Media Job You Offer Them Keegs
May 1 May 1 Indiana Has 4 Times Too Much Hepatitis A: Is Officially The Saddest Place Since Chernobyl Keegs
Apr 30 Apr 30 The Lame Rules (Laws) Say That You Have To Operate A Tesla In The Driver's Seat Even If It's Autodriving: Nobody's Going To Do That Keegs
Apr 30 Apr 30 Prince Harry Slaps Me Across The Face And Picks Boring Bald William As His Best Man: Is A Coward! Keegs
Apr 26 Apr 26 Bible “Researcher” Who’s Failed At Predicting The End Of The World A Million Times, Might Be Figuring Out That He Sucks At Bible Research: Please Blog Curse Don't Act Up Now Keegs
Apr 24 Apr 24 Unpopular Opinion: If You Take Airplane Snacks Off Of An Airplane You Deserve To Get Fined Keegs
Apr 24 Apr 24 David Copperfield Reveals Secret Behind One His Tricks In Court: Is A Coward, Should Have Kept His Mouth Shut And Gone To Prison Like A Real Magician Keegs
