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World's First Successful Dick Transplant: We Are In Grave Danger

Apr 23

Apr 23 World's First Successful Dick Transplant: We Are In Grave Danger

This Guy Can't Stop Being Attacked By Animals And I Think He Should Work For Me

Apr 23

Apr 23 This Guy Can't Stop Being Attacked By Animals And I Think He Should Work For Me

Things I Learned Last Week: Roger Stone Really Did Not Like Barbara Bush

Apr 23

Apr 23 Things I Learned Last Week: Roger Stone Really Did Not Like Barbara Bush

Pythons Breeding Too Fast To Be Killed In Florida: RIP Florida

Apr 19

Apr 19 Pythons Breeding Too Fast To Be Killed In Florida: RIP Florida

200 Million Eggs Recalled Over Salmonella And I Refuse To Be Shook

Apr 18

Apr 18 200 Million Eggs Recalled Over Salmonella And I Refuse To Be Shook

In Honor Of The Guy Who Spit In My Vicinity Over The Weekend: HABAYHN Presents The Definitive List Of Places You Are, And More Importantly Are Not, Allowed To Spit:

Apr 18

Apr 18 In Honor Of The Guy Who Spit In My Vicinity Over The Weekend: HABAYHN Presents The Definitive List Of Places You Are, And More Importantly Are Not, Allowed To Spit:

Bunch Of Tight Assed Baboons Escaped From A Research Facility And It Seemed WAY Too Easy

Apr 17

Apr 17 Bunch Of Tight Assed Baboons Escaped From A Research Facility And It Seemed WAY Too Easy

Photo Captured Of Creature Roaming Argentina Killing Big Dogs: Is Literally A Monster/Alien

Apr 17

Apr 17 Photo Captured Of Creature Roaming Argentina Killing Big Dogs: Is Literally A Monster/Alien

If Avoiding Flooding Subways Makes Me A Coward: Then I Am Unabashedly A Coward

Apr 16

Apr 16 If Avoiding Flooding Subways Makes Me A Coward: Then I Am Unabashedly A Coward

Singing Roads Are The Most Terrible Idea In The World And Should Be Abolished

Apr 16

Apr 16 Singing Roads Are The Most Terrible Idea In The World And Should Be Abolished

Do You Hear That Sound? It's Harry And Meghan Asking For Charitable Donations Instead Of Gifts, And Me Vomiting

Apr 16

Apr 16 Do You Hear That Sound? It's Harry And Meghan Asking For Charitable Donations Instead Of Gifts, And Me Vomiting

Handdryers Just Spray Your Hands With Poop Particles: If You Live In New York You Already Live In Poop Particles So Stop Complaining

Apr 13

Apr 13 Handdryers Just Spray Your Hands With Poop Particles: If You Live In New York You Already Live In Poop Particles So Stop Complaining

John Boehner Pulls U-Turn On Marijuana Policy: Loves Weed: Is A Weed Guy: Rolls A Decent Joint: Is Very Chill About Sharing His Weed

Apr 12

Apr 12 John Boehner Pulls U-Turn On Marijuana Policy: Loves Weed: Is A Weed Guy: Rolls A Decent Joint: Is Very Chill About Sharing His Weed

Hey Ever Heard Of A Baby Box? Me Neither.

Apr 12

Apr 12 Hey Ever Heard Of A Baby Box? Me Neither.

Teachers In Pennsylvania Given The World's Smallest Bats To Defend Themselves Against School Shooters

Apr 12

Apr 12 Teachers In Pennsylvania Given The World's Smallest Bats To Defend Themselves Against School Shooters

HAPAYHN: Ep. 19- "Mixed Messages"

Apr 12

Apr 12 HAPAYHN: Ep. 19- "Mixed Messages"

Seems Like The Farmer Who's Responsible For 70 Dead Cows Is The Worst Farmer In All Of The History

Apr 10

Apr 10 Seems Like The Farmer Who's Responsible For 70 Dead Cows Is The Worst Farmer In All Of The History

I Went To See A Quiet Place Yesterday To Feel Something And I Basically Peed My Pants

Apr 10

Apr 10 I Went To See A Quiet Place Yesterday To Feel Something And I Basically Peed My Pants

Can You Fight A Kid On An Airplane: A Letter To My Future Child

Apr 10

Apr 10 Can You Fight A Kid On An Airplane: A Letter To My Future Child

Prince Charles Denies Rumors That He Carries Around A Personal Toilet Seat: I Am Disappointed Yet Again

Apr 9

Apr 9 Prince Charles Denies Rumors That He Carries Around A Personal Toilet Seat: I Am Disappointed Yet Again