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This Kid Who Read A Hundred Books In A Night On Live Stream And Celebrates After Every Ten May Be My New Favorite Person

This Kid Who Read A Hundred Books In A Night On Live Stream And Celebrates After Every Ten May Be My New Favorite Person

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WATCH THIS VIDEO Was my first reaction to this to hate this kid for showing us all up? Yes. Yes it was. But my god this is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen in my life. Have you seen this? If not, watch it right now. It will make your day. This kid is the bomb. Reading a hundred books in a night, dreaming of NBA stardom, being an astronaut, and eventually a ninja turtle. That’s what dreams are made of folks. We need stuff like this on Tuesdays like this.

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Don’t let your dreams be dreams! NASA, go fucking train this kid to be an astronaut, you could use a little of whatever he’s got. I love this attitude: not only is he going to read a hundred books, but he’s going to smoke your dreams in every way. Not only is he going read a hundred books, but he's going to do a dance after every ten. One lifetime dream isn’t enough for this kid, so you better give him three.

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Also you know what, if you can read a hundred books in a night then fuck yeah, you should do it! I’m all for playing to your strengths. This kid loves reading, and I can get behind that. Whatever you do, own it like this kid owns reading.

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