May 10 May 10 Narc Tries To Stop The Legalization Of MARIJUANA By Saying They’ll Have To Euthanize Police Dogs Keegs
May 8 May 8 Today In "What Happens When Middle Schoolers Don't Jerk Off": The Deodorant Challenge AKA Kids Are Melting Their Arms Off Keegs
May 8 May 8 "Veritable" News Source Confirms What This Blog Has Been Screaming Since Inception: Predators Are Taking Over The World Keegs
May 7 May 7 Guy Stun Gunned As He Tries To Have Sex With Car: A Reminder That You Can't Put Your Penis In A Car's Exhaust Pipe (In Public), An Analysis Of A Double Standard, And A Case For Communal Stun Guns Keegs
May 7 May 7 Another Criminal Gets Stuck In A Chimney: Example 909878 Of Why Criminals Should Not Go Down Chimneys Keegs
May 6 May 6 I Have No Qualms Sending A Haunted Bird To Its Death: This Blogger's Reaction To An Illinois Bird Stalker Keegs
May 5 May 5 School Superintendent Ignores Many Signs That He Should Quit His Job: Poops On The Playground: Is In Trouble Keegs
May 3 May 3 Texas Man Sees Crocodile The Size Of MiniVan: Does The Natural Texas Thing And Lassoes It Keegs
May 3 May 3 The New Red Dead Redemption 2 Trailer Is Out: Start Hoarding Your Fall Vacation Days Keegs
May 2 May 2 Eat Three Donuts In A Minute, Or One Habañero Pepper: One Of These Makes You Normal, The Other Makes You A Weirdo Keegs
May 1 May 1 TSA Instagram Wins Three Webby Awards: Latest Proof That College Kids Will Take Any Social Media Job You Offer Them Keegs
May 1 May 1 Indiana Has 4 Times Too Much Hepatitis A: Is Officially The Saddest Place Since Chernobyl Keegs
Apr 30 Apr 30 The Lame Rules (Laws) Say That You Have To Operate A Tesla In The Driver's Seat Even If It's Autodriving: Nobody's Going To Do That Keegs
