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Spoiler Alert: The Oldest Known Message In A Bottle Is Boring As Fuck

Mar 8

Mar 8 Spoiler Alert: The Oldest Known Message In A Bottle Is Boring As Fuck

Lady Feels Pain: Ends Up She's 9 Months Pregnant: Gives Birth 30 Minutes Later

Mar 8

Mar 8 Lady Feels Pain: Ends Up She's 9 Months Pregnant: Gives Birth 30 Minutes Later

New York Times Tells Me I'm More Likely To Be Killed By A Dog Or A Bee Than A Spider, Snake, Or Scorpion: That Was Tough To Hear

Mar 7

Mar 7 New York Times Tells Me I'm More Likely To Be Killed By A Dog Or A Bee Than A Spider, Snake, Or Scorpion: That Was Tough To Hear

6th Grader Suspended For Unknowingly Eating A Pot Cookie: My God Hasn't She Suffered Enough

Mar 7

Mar 7 6th Grader Suspended For Unknowingly Eating A Pot Cookie: My God Hasn't She Suffered Enough

Dad Makes His Bullying Son Run To School In The Rain: Not Everybody Loves This

Mar 7

Mar 7 Dad Makes His Bullying Son Run To School In The Rain: Not Everybody Loves This

Last Week In China They Started Banning The Alphabet

Mar 7

Mar 7 Last Week In China They Started Banning The Alphabet

Newborn Bear Cubs Found In Trash Can In Russia: And Somebody's About To Be Dinner

Mar 6

Mar 6 Newborn Bear Cubs Found In Trash Can In Russia: And Somebody's About To Be Dinner

Apparently Feeding Day Care Kids Melatonin-Laced Gummy Bears Before Nap Time Is Frowned Upon

Mar 6

Mar 6 Apparently Feeding Day Care Kids Melatonin-Laced Gummy Bears Before Nap Time Is Frowned Upon

This Week In Florida: Python Eats Entire Deer Whole: A Blog Prophecy Is Fulfilled

Mar 5

Mar 5 This Week In Florida: Python Eats Entire Deer Whole: A Blog Prophecy Is Fulfilled

Weird Moment At The Oscars Last Night

Mar 5

Mar 5 Weird Moment At The Oscars Last Night

Woman Dumps Popcorn On Child’s Head In Movie Theater

Mar 5

Mar 5 Woman Dumps Popcorn On Child’s Head In Movie Theater

Lion Whisperer Takes His Lion For A Walk: It Escapes: Eats Someone

Mar 4

Mar 4 Lion Whisperer Takes His Lion For A Walk: It Escapes: Eats Someone

Bumpy Landing Leads To Mass Vomiting On Flight: A Living Nightmare

Mar 4

Mar 4 Bumpy Landing Leads To Mass Vomiting On Flight: A Living Nightmare

JR Smith Suspended Because He Threw Soup At An Assistant Coach

Mar 3

Mar 3 JR Smith Suspended Because He Threw Soup At An Assistant Coach

Here's A Podcast Are You Happy Now? Ep. 14 "Wine Culture

Mar 2

Mar 2 Here's A Podcast Are You Happy Now? Ep. 14 "Wine Culture

Student Mimics Lebron James’ Chalk Throw: Entire Campus Evacuated For Anthrax Scare

Mar 1

Mar 1 Student Mimics Lebron James’ Chalk Throw: Entire Campus Evacuated For Anthrax Scare

White House Calligrapher AKA The Handwriting Guy AKA The White House Schmeeb AKA The Guy Who’s Terrible At Texting Has A Higher Security Clearance Than Jared Kushner

Mar 1

Mar 1 White House Calligrapher AKA The Handwriting Guy AKA The White House Schmeeb AKA The Guy Who’s Terrible At Texting Has A Higher Security Clearance Than Jared Kushner

Guy Checks His Bags: They Get Damaged: He Posts An Angry Facebook Status: The World Spins Madly On

Mar 1

Mar 1 Guy Checks His Bags: They Get Damaged: He Posts An Angry Facebook Status: The World Spins Madly On

Mom Calls For End Of "Mom's Love Wine" Culture And I Won't Stand For It

Mar 1

Mar 1 Mom Calls For End Of "Mom's Love Wine" Culture And I Won't Stand For It

Los Angeles Suburb Bans 'Distracted Walking' And It's Simultaneously The Dumbest And Most Appropriate Thing I've Ever Heard Of

Feb 28

Feb 28 Los Angeles Suburb Bans 'Distracted Walking' And It's Simultaneously The Dumbest And Most Appropriate Thing I've Ever Heard Of