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White House Calligrapher AKA The Handwriting Guy AKA The White House Schmeeb AKA The Guy Who’s Terrible At Texting Has A Higher Security Clearance Than Jared Kushner

Mar 1

Mar 1 White House Calligrapher AKA The Handwriting Guy AKA The White House Schmeeb AKA The Guy Who’s Terrible At Texting Has A Higher Security Clearance Than Jared Kushner

Guy Checks His Bags: They Get Damaged: He Posts An Angry Facebook Status: The World Spins Madly On

Mar 1

Mar 1 Guy Checks His Bags: They Get Damaged: He Posts An Angry Facebook Status: The World Spins Madly On

Mom Calls For End Of "Mom's Love Wine" Culture And I Won't Stand For It

Mar 1

Mar 1 Mom Calls For End Of "Mom's Love Wine" Culture And I Won't Stand For It

Los Angeles Suburb Bans 'Distracted Walking' And It's Simultaneously The Dumbest And Most Appropriate Thing I've Ever Heard Of

Feb 28

Feb 28 Los Angeles Suburb Bans 'Distracted Walking' And It's Simultaneously The Dumbest And Most Appropriate Thing I've Ever Heard Of

Pedestrian Deaths Are Up And It's Either Because High People Are Bad Drivers Or Bad Pedestrians

Feb 28

Feb 28 Pedestrian Deaths Are Up And It's Either Because High People Are Bad Drivers Or Bad Pedestrians

Nudist Colony Has Its Nonexistent Undies Up In A Bunch Because Nobody Wants To Deliver Their Mail

Feb 27

Feb 27 Nudist Colony Has Its Nonexistent Undies Up In A Bunch Because Nobody Wants To Deliver Their Mail

This Week In "Was That Your Best Effort?" Family Adopts Rescue Pig: Gets Overwhelmed: Eats It

Feb 27

Feb 27 This Week In "Was That Your Best Effort?" Family Adopts Rescue Pig: Gets Overwhelmed: Eats It

M4W: The One Where I Eat My Words And Write A Missed Connection

Feb 27

Feb 27 M4W: The One Where I Eat My Words And Write A Missed Connection

Here's A Podcast Are You Happy Now? Ep. 13 "The History Of Italy"

Feb 27

Feb 27 Here's A Podcast Are You Happy Now? Ep. 13 "The History Of Italy"

I Don’t Know If You Know This: But Our Olympic Curlers Are National Heroes

Feb 25

Feb 25 I Don’t Know If You Know This: But Our Olympic Curlers Are National Heroes

British KFC's Running Out Of Chicken: British People Not Happy

Feb 25

Feb 25 British KFC's Running Out Of Chicken: British People Not Happy

Most Obvious Victory Of All Time: New York "Wins" Dirtiest City In U.S.

Feb 23

Feb 23 Most Obvious Victory Of All Time: New York "Wins" Dirtiest City In U.S.

"Enthusiastic Victim" Of Robbery Makes "Dead Or Alive" Wanted Poster: Turns Out You Can't Do That

Feb 23

Feb 23 "Enthusiastic Victim" Of Robbery Makes "Dead Or Alive" Wanted Poster: Turns Out You Can't Do That

Dude Invents Way To Clip His Dog's Nails: Now I'm Weirdly Excited To Clip My Dog's Nails: I Don't Have A Dog

Feb 22

Feb 22 Dude Invents Way To Clip His Dog's Nails: Now I'm Weirdly Excited To Clip My Dog's Nails: I Don't Have A Dog

Son Builds His Dad A Prosthetic Arm: I'm Not Crying, You're Crying

Feb 22

Feb 22 Son Builds His Dad A Prosthetic Arm: I'm Not Crying, You're Crying

This Movie Is Selling Itself Fully On The Cuteness Of Baby Pandas And I DON'T HATE IT

Feb 22

Feb 22 This Movie Is Selling Itself Fully On The Cuteness Of Baby Pandas And I DON'T HATE IT

Black Mirror Season 7: Netflix Show Tries To Trick Some Poor Schlub Into Committing Murder

Feb 22

Feb 22 Black Mirror Season 7: Netflix Show Tries To Trick Some Poor Schlub Into Committing Murder

Cast Of "Real Housewives Of New York" Almost Goes Down With The Ship On Ill-Fated Cruise

Feb 21

Feb 21 Cast Of "Real Housewives Of New York" Almost Goes Down With The Ship On Ill-Fated Cruise

Old Woman Runs Sting And PWNS Two Con Men

Feb 21

Feb 21 Old Woman Runs Sting And PWNS Two Con Men

Nigerian Exam Board Clerk Claims Missing $100,000 Was Eaten By Snake: Everybody Other Than Me Pretty Skeptical

Feb 21

Feb 21 Nigerian Exam Board Clerk Claims Missing $100,000 Was Eaten By Snake: Everybody Other Than Me Pretty Skeptical