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Philly Man Steals Priceless Terracotta Warrior's Thumb: China Not Psyched

Feb 20

Feb 20 Philly Man Steals Priceless Terracotta Warrior's Thumb: China Not Psyched

Alright, I'll Say It: NASA Gets A Win

Feb 20

Feb 20 Alright, I'll Say It: NASA Gets A Win

"Here's A Podcast Are You Happy Now?" Ep. 12 - "Don't Do This"

Feb 19

Feb 19 "Here's A Podcast Are You Happy Now?" Ep. 12 - "Don't Do This"

Huge Italian Family Flips Out And Brawls Entire Cruise Ship For A Week

Feb 18

Feb 18 Huge Italian Family Flips Out And Brawls Entire Cruise Ship For A Week

Big Cat Poacher Poached By Pride

Feb 16

Feb 16 Big Cat Poacher Poached By Pride

Hero Ten Year Old Follows His Sister’s Kidnapper

Feb 16

Feb 16 Hero Ten Year Old Follows His Sister’s Kidnapper

Alpha North Korea Sticks Beta South Korea With The Olympic Bill

Feb 16

Feb 16 Alpha North Korea Sticks Beta South Korea With The Olympic Bill

Girl Spends All Day In Front Of Missed Connection Mural: The Most Shamelessly Awkward Valentine's Day Story These Eyes Have Ever Seen

Feb 15

Feb 15 Girl Spends All Day In Front Of Missed Connection Mural: The Most Shamelessly Awkward Valentine's Day Story These Eyes Have Ever Seen

Diabetic Keegan Woke Up At 3 AM And Wrote A Manifesto On A Paper Towel

Feb 15

Feb 15 Diabetic Keegan Woke Up At 3 AM And Wrote A Manifesto On A Paper Towel

Girl Becomes Alaskan Fisherman: Finds Worms In Her Eye: I Start My Career Search Over Again

Feb 14

Feb 14 Girl Becomes Alaskan Fisherman: Finds Worms In Her Eye: I Start My Career Search Over Again

Guy Gets Wife Same Gift Every Year For Valentine's Day: Adorable Or Lazy?

Feb 14

Feb 14 Guy Gets Wife Same Gift Every Year For Valentine's Day: Adorable Or Lazy?

People Freaking Out About A Robot That Can Open Doors And I Kind Of Thought They Could Do That Already

Feb 14

Feb 14 People Freaking Out About A Robot That Can Open Doors And I Kind Of Thought They Could Do That Already

Predicting The Most Awkward Thanksgiving Of 2018: House Of Republican Candidate Whose Parents Donated The Greatest Possible Amount To His Opponent

Feb 13

Feb 13 Predicting The Most Awkward Thanksgiving Of 2018: House Of Republican Candidate Whose Parents Donated The Greatest Possible Amount To His Opponent

A Valuable Lesson From The Peter Rabbit Controversy: Don't Tell Your Enemies About Your Allergies

Feb 13

Feb 13 A Valuable Lesson From The Peter Rabbit Controversy: Don't Tell Your Enemies About Your Allergies

This Sappy As Shit Mardi Gras Love Story That Isn’t A Love Story Is Ridiculous: A Word Of Advice From "The Don John" Of Not Talking To Girls At Bars

Feb 13

Feb 13 This Sappy As Shit Mardi Gras Love Story That Isn’t A Love Story Is Ridiculous: A Word Of Advice From "The Don John" Of Not Talking To Girls At Bars

Old Woman Shoots At Pesky Kids

Feb 12

Feb 12 Old Woman Shoots At Pesky Kids

This Blog Is So Sick: It’s Collapsing Under Its Own Sickness

Feb 12

Feb 12 This Blog Is So Sick: It’s Collapsing Under Its Own Sickness

Here's A Podcast Are You Happy Now? Ep. 11 "Sophie's Hangover"

Feb 12

Feb 12 Here's A Podcast Are You Happy Now? Ep. 11 "Sophie's Hangover"

Girl Forced To Either Flush Hamster Down Toilet Or Set It Free: Spoiler, She Flushed It

Feb 8

Feb 8 Girl Forced To Either Flush Hamster Down Toilet Or Set It Free: Spoiler, She Flushed It

Isaiah Thomas Gets Traded: Finally Being Treated Like A Short Guy Again

Feb 8

Feb 8 Isaiah Thomas Gets Traded: Finally Being Treated Like A Short Guy Again