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Apprehended Cat Returned To Owner Ten Years After It Ran Away: The Tragedy Of Ollie The Cat

Feb 1

Feb 1 Apprehended Cat Returned To Owner Ten Years After It Ran Away: The Tragedy Of Ollie The Cat

Resident Blog Fodder: NASA, Ever Full Of Idiots, Strikes Again

Feb 1

Feb 1 Resident Blog Fodder: NASA, Ever Full Of Idiots, Strikes Again

Kid's Parents Save His Baby Teeth In Hopes Of Curing His Diabetes: What The Fuck Mom?

Jan 31

Jan 31 Kid's Parents Save His Baby Teeth In Hopes Of Curing His Diabetes: What The Fuck Mom?

High School Senior Takes His Senior Photos At Whataburger: Does He Want To Be My Friend?

Jan 31

Jan 31 High School Senior Takes His Senior Photos At Whataburger: Does He Want To Be My Friend?

Pentagon May Ban Cellphones: RIP All Pentagon Employees

Jan 31

Jan 31 Pentagon May Ban Cellphones: RIP All Pentagon Employees

Is Selling A House By Including $250 Of Tacos Cheating?

Jan 30

Jan 30 Is Selling A House By Including $250 Of Tacos Cheating?

We've Got A Public Birth!

Jan 30

Jan 30 We've Got A Public Birth!

Canadian Couple Goes On Beach Vacation And Finds Worms In Their Feet: This Is An Easy Fix

Jan 30

Jan 30 Canadian Couple Goes On Beach Vacation And Finds Worms In Their Feet: This Is An Easy Fix

Backpackers May Head To Cambodian Prison For Maybe Taking Some Sexy Porn Pictures

Jan 29

Jan 29 Backpackers May Head To Cambodian Prison For Maybe Taking Some Sexy Porn Pictures

Mailman Dumps All Of His Mail On The Side Of The Road: First Exhibit In "How You Know You Should Quit Your Job"

Jan 29

Jan 29 Mailman Dumps All Of His Mail On The Side Of The Road: First Exhibit In "How You Know You Should Quit Your Job"

Old Lady Keeps Sneaking On To Flights: I Don't Understand It But Goddamn Do I Respect It

Jan 29

Jan 29 Old Lady Keeps Sneaking On To Flights: I Don't Understand It But Goddamn Do I Respect It

Name A Food More Embarrassing To Choke On Than A Chip: You Can't

Jan 26

Jan 26 Name A Food More Embarrassing To Choke On Than A Chip: You Can't

Blood Bringers Game 2: Pregame Report

Jan 26

Jan 26 Blood Bringers Game 2: Pregame Report

"47 Meters Down" Sucks And Here's How I'd React In That Situation

Jan 26

Jan 26 "47 Meters Down" Sucks And Here's How I'd React In That Situation

Here's A Podcast Are You Happy Now? Episode 9- "A Reckoning"

Jan 26

Jan 26 Here's A Podcast Are You Happy Now? Episode 9- "A Reckoning"

Woman Thinks She Has Flu But Really Has Flesh-Eating Bacteria: No Way I'm Not Next

Jan 25

Jan 25 Woman Thinks She Has Flu But Really Has Flesh-Eating Bacteria: No Way I'm Not Next

Donut Shop Creates Tide Pod Shaped Donuts And It’s A Piss Poor Effort

Jan 25

Jan 25 Donut Shop Creates Tide Pod Shaped Donuts And It’s A Piss Poor Effort

Hawaiian Governor Forgot Twitter Password During False Alarm: A Word On Passwords From The World's Most Hackable Man

Jan 25

Jan 25 Hawaiian Governor Forgot Twitter Password During False Alarm: A Word On Passwords From The World's Most Hackable Man

Is Cursive The Absolute Dumbest Thing To Be Taught In Schools?

Jan 24

Jan 24 Is Cursive The Absolute Dumbest Thing To Be Taught In Schools?

Today I saw The Shape Of Water with 25 Newborn Babies And It Was A Terrible Mistake

Jan 23

Jan 23 Today I saw The Shape Of Water with 25 Newborn Babies And It Was A Terrible Mistake