Jan 23 Jan 23 Punching Yourself In The Face To Avoid A Breathalyzer Demands A Certain Degree of Respect Keegs
Jan 22 Jan 22 On Behalf Of Prince Harry's Reputation, I Must Know How Ed Sheeran Proposed To His Fiance And I Must Know Now Keegs
Jan 19 Jan 19 Baby Born On Airplane Worked Out Perfectly For The Mom And Baby: And I Imagine Not Great For Everybody Else Keegs
Jan 19 Jan 19 Dickhead New Jersey Town To Charge $200 Tickets For Driving Through During Rush Hour Keegs
Jan 18 Jan 18 If You’re Going To Commit Murder, Make Sure There Are No Photos Of You Wearing The Murder Weapon With The Murdered Person Keegs
Jan 18 Jan 18 Kris Dunn Broke All Of His Teeth Dunking Last Night: And I'd Like To Announce My Retirement From Dunking Keegs
Jan 17 Jan 17 It's Official, I'm The Owner Of A Professional SemiPro Amateur Zog Sports Basketball Team Keegs
Jan 17 Jan 17 Speaking Of Holding In Your Sneezes: Looks Like Rats Weren't Responsible For Spreading The Black Plague: An Apology Keegs
