It's been a while since we treated ourselves to a good, old "laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame"

jesus christ.

Does “you break it, you buy it” work with people?

Don't worry, in New York, people still hate each other even if the weather's bad.

Boston: 2 Great Britain: 0

If you live in Peru and take busses anywhere you're insane.

Hey if you’re going to murder your pregnant wife, you may want to make sure your pregnant wife is actually dead before you change your relationship status to ‘widowed’, just a thought.

I truly have no concept of what a bomb cyclone is other than a really cold storm? Don't we already have a name for that?

This blog was the easiest way to confess to you that I've been dunked on, a lot.

This was a win for Mariah, and a massive loss for this fledgling blog.

Ch-ch-ch-chaaaaaanges!

Part of me thinks that I would have been able to deliver this baby, and the rest of me knows that at the very least, I'd have been fucking amazing at watching someone else deliver this baby.

A thousand words on making a new friend, the worst place for new beginnings, and losing all of my medical supplies.

Goes to show that family will always be family, and family will always be ready to kill family over anything.

If you insist on physically disposing of your infant then I insist you use the age-old technique of putting your baby in a basket and leaving it on the porch of a sweet old couple.