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 I went to college to learn how to spell and it's not going great for me.

Here's A Blog Are You Happy Now?
It Happened, I Missed A Flight
Dec 27

Dec 27 It Happened, I Missed A Flight

Keegs

I was an ungodly lucky traveler's streak and I knew that bubble was going to pop.

With Another Christmas In The Books, I Now Realize I Just Go Home To Play Video Games
Dec 27

Dec 27 With Another Christmas In The Books, I Now Realize I Just Go Home To Play Video Games

Keegs

This is me realizing I have problem.

Two Guys Figure Out They're Brothers After 60 Years And It Seemed Pretty Obvious
Dec 27

Dec 27 Two Guys Figure Out They're Brothers After 60 Years And It Seemed Pretty Obvious

Keegs

I dare you to watch me take this happy story and find a way to dismantle and criticize it before your eyes. I fucking dare you.

I Again Wrongly Dubbed The Worst Holiday Crime: Shooting A 5-Year-Old's Horse In The Back Of The Head Takes The Cake
Dec 26

Dec 26 I Again Wrongly Dubbed The Worst Holiday Crime: Shooting A 5-Year-Old's Horse In The Back Of The Head Takes The Cake

Keegs

I don't want to exaggerate in this blog, but I basically pulled the trigger.

Today In: How Is  This News? Mother Upset That She Bought A Christmas Sweater With Pot Leaves On It For Her Six-Year-Old
Dec 26

Dec 26 Today In: How Is This News? Mother Upset That She Bought A Christmas Sweater With Pot Leaves On It For Her Six-Year-Old

Keegs

Dabbing and marijuana aka mary jane aka pot aka sweet magic aka juicy j aka giraffe's karma aka mamba juice aka cheeseball wizardry aka the devil's lettuce, welcome to 2017!

Woman Steals Presents Meant For Families In Need, This Is It: We’ve Found Our Worst Holiday Criminal
Dec 26

Dec 26 Woman Steals Presents Meant For Families In Need, This Is It: We’ve Found Our Worst Holiday Criminal

Keegs

As the unofficial #1 writer on holiday crimes, this is, in a sense, all my fault. 

This Pilot Very Narrowly Prevented His Aircraft From Becoming A Fireball: And I Am Getting My Affairs In Order For My Flight Tomorrow
Dec 26

Dec 26 This Pilot Very Narrowly Prevented His Aircraft From Becoming A Fireball: And I Am Getting My Affairs In Order For My Flight Tomorrow

Keegs

Nightmare fuel. This is nightmare fuel.

Vatican Police Thwart Latest Effort To Steal Baby Jesus Doll From Vatican Nativity Scene:Chief Suspect Is Feminist Group That Always Tries To Steal Baby Jesus Doll From Vatican Nativity Scene
Dec 26

Dec 26 Vatican Police Thwart Latest Effort To Steal Baby Jesus Doll From Vatican Nativity Scene:Chief Suspect Is Feminist Group That Always Tries To Steal Baby Jesus Doll From Vatican Nativity Scene

Keegs

We live in a world where someone legitimately got arrested for trying to steal a toy baby to make a political statement.

Snakes Dying From A Fungal Infection Is The Best Birthday Gift I Could Ask For
Dec 22

Dec 22 Snakes Dying From A Fungal Infection Is The Best Birthday Gift I Could Ask For

Keegs
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Finally! Some good holiday news!

They Made A Video Game Of Harambe And It's Hilarious
Dec 22

Dec 22 They Made A Video Game Of Harambe And It's Hilarious

Keegs
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A brilliant concept, and controversial too!

Of All The Christmas Crimes I've Written About, Beating Up A Bell Ringer Is As Egregious As It Gets
Dec 22

Dec 22 Of All The Christmas Crimes I've Written About, Beating Up A Bell Ringer Is As Egregious As It Gets

Keegs
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You fucks.

I Hope I Can One Day Love Something As Much As This 4-Year-Old Loves This Garbage Truck
Dec 22

Dec 22 I Hope I Can One Day Love Something As Much As This 4-Year-Old Loves This Garbage Truck

Keegs
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I wish I had a cute little kid story like this, all I ever did was see firetrucks and scream "FIRE FUCK".

Ex-NBA Referee Who Threatened Guy With A Hammer Has Had A Tough Run
Dec 22

Dec 22 Ex-NBA Referee Who Threatened Guy With A Hammer Has Had A Tough Run

Keegs
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Tim Donaghy can't catch a break!

Dec 22
Dec 22 Here’s A Podcast Are You Happy Now? Episode 4

Keegs
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In this week's episode we dive into German pilots with incredible self control, cream based sauces, the wonderful beaches of British Columbia, wheelchair etiquette, animatronic Trump’s tie, and much, much more

Another Classic Example Of War On Christmas: Cops Write Ticket For Man Who Puts Holiday Lights On His Car
Dec 21

Dec 21 Another Classic Example Of War On Christmas: Cops Write Ticket For Man Who Puts Holiday Lights On His Car

Keegs
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CHRISTMAS IS DEAD AND THE POLICE ARE TRYING TO TAKE OUR LIGHTS AWAY.

220 Passengers Shit And Vomit Out Their Souls On A Cruise And How Do People Still Go On Cruises?
Dec 21

Dec 21 220 Passengers Shit And Vomit Out Their Souls On A Cruise And How Do People Still Go On Cruises?

Keegs
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As someone who's shit and puked out their soul, this seems like a huge risk for no gain.

Woman Wins Dumbest Criminal Of The Year After Trying To "Shoplift" $1100 Worth Of Goods In Front Of 65 Cops: And By "Shoplift" I Mean Push Her Grocery Cart Into The Parking Lot Without Paying
Dec 21

Dec 21 Woman Wins Dumbest Criminal Of The Year After Trying To "Shoplift" $1100 Worth Of Goods In Front Of 65 Cops: And By "Shoplift" I Mean Push Her Grocery Cart Into The Parking Lot Without Paying

Keegs
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Ends up you have a much higher chance of getting arrested if you're a fucking idiot, and also if you commit a crime in front of a million police officers.

Rome Buys A Giant Dead Christmas Tree And Now Everybody Hates Rome!
Dec 21

Dec 21 Rome Buys A Giant Dead Christmas Tree And Now Everybody Hates Rome!

Keegs
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Seems like people in Rome were of the mindset "The next tiny thing that goes wrong, we'll really flip the fuck out over"

Christmas Trees Have Mold That Can Give You Life Threatening Asthma Attacks: What Did We Do To Deserve This?
Dec 21

Dec 21 Christmas Trees Have Mold That Can Give You Life Threatening Asthma Attacks: What Did We Do To Deserve This?

Keegs
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Christmas this year is fucked, we've already fucking ruined it. Just chalk this one up to a loss and get ready for Christmas 2018.

I Keep On Trying To Have A Serious Opinion On Robot Trump: All I Can Notice Is That His Tie Is Too Long
Dec 20

Dec 20 I Keep On Trying To Have A Serious Opinion On Robot Trump: All I Can Notice Is That His Tie Is Too Long

Keegs
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It is! It is too long! It's way too long!

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