It's such a terrible business model that I admire it.

This is the end.

This video came out in 2016 and it's still the best video of 2017.

Man, really sounds like his dad didn't know how to do the Heimlich maneuver!

This is a classic A+ idea with F- execution.

You want a fast way to get arrested or die uncomfortably? Try to break into someone's house by chimney, you fucking idiots.

Look, I love McDonald's as much as the next red blooded American young'n, but we're not trying to replicate Kobe beef here.

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

It's not in the evolutionary design of a 9 year old to be this nice.

Primary Analysis: I don't think I would handled that blackout well.Alternative analysis: I would have handled that exceptionally well.

It takes balls to citizen's arrest someone in Stockton, that's for sure!

I don't hate cats by any means, but I have a realistic sense of what they're capable of.

Sometimes you set out to write a blog with one narrative in mind, and then that takes a sudden change of direction. Exhibit A:

This guy's a good dude for sure, BUT HE'S NO SAINT

Oh no question, if I'm on that pier, that turtle's dead.

This is why the blog crown lies so heavy, because it's in moments like these that silence is unacceptable.

Very weird move. Also, from strictly a dietary standpoint, a very brave move.

Look, if you steal a package- I hope with all of my heart that box is full of poop.

Admirable on all sides! Bravo all parents involved, BRAVO!