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Snakes Dying From A Fungal Infection Is The Best Birthday Gift I Could Ask For

Dec 22

Dec 22 Snakes Dying From A Fungal Infection Is The Best Birthday Gift I Could Ask For

Finally! Some good holiday news!

They Made A Video Game Of Harambe And It's Hilarious

Dec 22

Dec 22 They Made A Video Game Of Harambe And It's Hilarious

A brilliant concept, and controversial too!

Of All The Christmas Crimes I've Written About, Beating Up A Bell Ringer Is As Egregious As It Gets

Dec 22

Dec 22 Of All The Christmas Crimes I've Written About, Beating Up A Bell Ringer Is As Egregious As It Gets

You fucks.

I Hope I Can One Day Love Something As Much As This 4-Year-Old Loves This Garbage Truck

Dec 22

Dec 22 I Hope I Can One Day Love Something As Much As This 4-Year-Old Loves This Garbage Truck

I wish I had a cute little kid story like this, all I ever did was see firetrucks and scream "FIRE FUCK".

Ex-NBA Referee Who Threatened Guy With A Hammer Has Had A Tough Run

Dec 22

Dec 22 Ex-NBA Referee Who Threatened Guy With A Hammer Has Had A Tough Run

Tim Donaghy can't catch a break!

Dec 22
Dec 22 Here’s A Podcast Are You Happy Now? Episode 4

In this week's episode we dive into German pilots with incredible self control, cream based sauces, the wonderful beaches of British Columbia, wheelchair etiquette, animatronic Trump’s tie, and much, much more

Another Classic Example Of War On Christmas: Cops Write Ticket For Man Who Puts Holiday Lights On His Car

Dec 21

Dec 21 Another Classic Example Of War On Christmas: Cops Write Ticket For Man Who Puts Holiday Lights On His Car

CHRISTMAS IS DEAD AND THE POLICE ARE TRYING TO TAKE OUR LIGHTS AWAY.

220 Passengers Shit And Vomit Out Their Souls On A Cruise And How Do People Still Go On Cruises?

Dec 21

Dec 21 220 Passengers Shit And Vomit Out Their Souls On A Cruise And How Do People Still Go On Cruises?

As someone who's shit and puked out their soul, this seems like a huge risk for no gain.

Woman Wins Dumbest Criminal Of The Year After Trying To "Shoplift" $1100 Worth Of Goods In Front Of 65 Cops: And By "Shoplift" I Mean Push Her Grocery Cart Into The Parking Lot Without Paying

Dec 21

Dec 21 Woman Wins Dumbest Criminal Of The Year After Trying To "Shoplift" $1100 Worth Of Goods In Front Of 65 Cops: And By "Shoplift" I Mean Push Her Grocery Cart Into The Parking Lot Without Paying

Ends up you have a much higher chance of getting arrested if you're a fucking idiot, and also if you commit a crime in front of a million police officers.

Rome Buys A Giant Dead Christmas Tree And Now Everybody Hates Rome!

Dec 21

Dec 21 Rome Buys A Giant Dead Christmas Tree And Now Everybody Hates Rome!

Seems like people in Rome were of the mindset "The next tiny thing that goes wrong, we'll really flip the fuck out over"

Christmas Trees Have Mold That Can Give You Life Threatening Asthma Attacks: What Did We Do To Deserve This?

Dec 21

Dec 21 Christmas Trees Have Mold That Can Give You Life Threatening Asthma Attacks: What Did We Do To Deserve This?

Christmas this year is fucked, we've already fucking ruined it. Just chalk this one up to a loss and get ready for Christmas 2018.

I Keep On Trying To Have A Serious Opinion On Robot Trump: All I Can Notice Is That His Tie Is Too Long

Dec 20

Dec 20 I Keep On Trying To Have A Serious Opinion On Robot Trump: All I Can Notice Is That His Tie Is Too Long

It is! It is too long! It's way too long!

Worst Hotel In The World That Charged $350 Per Negative Review Does Not Give A Fuck

Dec 20

Dec 20 Worst Hotel In The World That Charged $350 Per Negative Review Does Not Give A Fuck

It's such a terrible business model that I admire it.

Amazon Driver Steals All Of His Deliveries: Leaves Trail Of Discarded Boxes: Our Society Is Officially Doomed: Somebody Nuke Us

Dec 20

Dec 20 Amazon Driver Steals All Of His Deliveries: Leaves Trail Of Discarded Boxes: Our Society Is Officially Doomed: Somebody Nuke Us

This is the end.

Here It Is: My Favorite Video Of 2016: Of 2017: Of All Years: Of All Time

Dec 20

Dec 20 Here It Is: My Favorite Video Of 2016: Of 2017: Of All Years: Of All Time

This video came out in 2016 and it's still the best video of 2017.

Guy Saved From Choking By Off-Duty Firefighters: No Thanks To His Dad Who Shattered His Ribs With The Heimlich

Dec 20

Dec 20 Guy Saved From Choking By Off-Duty Firefighters: No Thanks To His Dad Who Shattered His Ribs With The Heimlich

Man, really sounds like his dad didn't know how to do the Heimlich maneuver!

Guy Tries To Impersonate A Police Officer To Get A Discounted Coffee: Absolutely Botches It

Dec 19

Dec 19 Guy Tries To Impersonate A Police Officer To Get A Discounted Coffee: Absolutely Botches It

This is a classic A+ idea with F- execution.

Guy Calls 911 On Himself After Getting Stuck In Chimney During Break In: How Do People Still Think They'll Fit In Chimneys? Have We Not Moved Past This?

Dec 19

Dec 19 Guy Calls 911 On Himself After Getting Stuck In Chimney During Break In: How Do People Still Think They'll Fit In Chimneys? Have We Not Moved Past This?

You want a fast way to get arrested or die uncomfortably? Try to break into someone's house by chimney, you fucking idiots.

McDonald's Introducing Vegan Burger: Hopefully Can Make A Bunch Of Artificial Ingredients Taste Like Meat

Dec 19

Dec 19 McDonald's Introducing Vegan Burger: Hopefully Can Make A Bunch Of Artificial Ingredients Taste Like Meat

Look, I love McDonald's as much as the next red blooded American young'n, but we're not trying to replicate Kobe beef here.

What Is Happening? Bulls On A Six Game Winning Streak And Every Pathetic, No-Good, Terrible, Weak, Vulnerable Inch Of Me Is All In

Dec 19

Dec 19 What Is Happening? Bulls On A Six Game Winning Streak And Every Pathetic, No-Good, Terrible, Weak, Vulnerable Inch Of Me Is All In

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.