This is a classic A+ idea with F- execution.
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I went to college to learn how to spell and it's not going great for me.
I went to college to learn how to spell and it's not going great for me.
You want a fast way to get arrested or die uncomfortably? Try to break into someone's house by chimney, you fucking idiots.
Look, I love McDonald's as much as the next red blooded American young'n, but we're not trying to replicate Kobe beef here.
Primary Analysis: I don't think I would handled that blackout well.Alternative analysis: I would have handled that exceptionally well.
I don't hate cats by any means, but I have a realistic sense of what they're capable of.
Sometimes you set out to write a blog with one narrative in mind, and then that takes a sudden change of direction. Exhibit A:
This is why the blog crown lies so heavy, because it's in moments like these that silence is unacceptable.
Look, if you steal a package- I hope with all of my heart that box is full of poop.
We dive into rich people ruining their brand again, teenagers being terrible, airplane behavior, what dogs are okay to eat, and much more!
Weird guys shouldn't make risky jokes, and absolutely nobody, no not even you, should mix in lower case letters when you're using all caps BEcAUSE IT's wEIRD
If you let your guard down to a kid in a video game you're fixing to get fucked.
Hot dogs, the white meat of grilled food, are the most relatable food of all time.
As a guy who, in some sense, used to get paid to put dicks in people's lattes, I appreciate how difficult it is to pass up an opportunity like this.
