The one thing I learned from The Departed is getting caught wearing a wire is the quickest way to get a bullet in the head.
Hello.
I went to college to learn how to spell and it's not going great for me.
I went to college to learn how to spell and it's not going great for me.
The one thing I learned from The Departed is getting caught wearing a wire is the quickest way to get a bullet in the head.
This week of botched sting operations is a reminder that you don't choose the spy life, the spy life chooses you. And the spy life often chooses wrong.
This is pretty convenient if you're a parent looking to cut back on Christmas gifts this year, but truly terrible if you're a reindeer herder who just lost all your best reindeer-mates.
Dying by Prius as an animal is like being dunked on over and over again by a 5'6 nerd except at the end of it you die.
I wrote this blog three weeks ago and published it to the wrong page, so you get to read it now! Blogging is hard!
Look I'll own this one: from September to January I'm a deplorable piece of shit. You may not be able to see it, but it's surely true.
Is this the voice of a disgruntled fan who lives in misery and squalor? Yes, but that's the voice I trust the most.
If it were up to me, I'd play every basketball game 3 on 5. No pressure, and the other team feels like shit either way!
This story makes so much more sense now that I know the Chihuahua abuse took place in Glastonbury, Connecticut, not England.
I take pride in standing by my beliefs no matter what. This is the exception. I'm a traitor to my own cause and I couldn't be happier about it.
I may be projecting some fears onto this blog because I just spent the past week eating an absurd amount of frozen cookie dough.
