This story makes so much more sense now that I know the Chihuahua abuse took place in Glastonbury, Connecticut, not England.
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I went to college to learn how to spell and it's not going great for me.
I went to college to learn how to spell and it's not going great for me.
This story makes so much more sense now that I know the Chihuahua abuse took place in Glastonbury, Connecticut, not England.
I take pride in standing by my beliefs no matter what. This is the exception. I'm a traitor to my own cause and I couldn't be happier about it.
I may be projecting some fears onto this blog because I just spent the past week eating an absurd amount of frozen cookie dough.
This just seems like some bad judgement on anyone's part whose job it was to make sure that JFK didn't get shot in the head.
Man if only I could imagine a country that consumes everything to excess and could really benefit from this...
I'm legitimately shocked that we're still studying Mars. The biggest discovery we've made about Mars is that it is SUPER boring.
Years from now, a millionaire blogger, I'll look back fondly on Roy Moore as my first blog-fodder.
This guy successfully stealing a locomotive would have been equivalent to me solving a rubik's cube.
Given that the last house cleaning of military advisors ended in an execution by anti-aircraft gun, night school doesn't seem so bad!
Better to have loved a barber and lost, than never to have loved a barber at all?
You sign a deal with the devil when you eat fast food. You trade the deliciousness of that fatty, fried goodness for the risk that you may eat some grandmother's toe. No such contract exists with Trader Joes.
This is only a relief in the sense that if they became friends we'd have to nuke ourselves. And look, just like that I'm on a watchlist. That's how you do it, kids.
