Honestly, your best bet to recover an onside kick in Madden is to find a blind and deaf cat and let it handle the sticks for the play.
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I went to college to learn how to spell and it's not going great for me.
I went to college to learn how to spell and it's not going great for me.
Honestly, your best bet to recover an onside kick in Madden is to find a blind and deaf cat and let it handle the sticks for the play.
If a bear makes it inside your home, you have to realize that 1. you might get eaten if you don't leave, and 2. you've been holding bears to a double standard.
Classic example of bored parenting: once you realize you can keep your first born alive, you basically just try to throw a bunch of shit at the second to see if he'll live.
Unfortunately for this young student, the rooms only get more boring from here on out.
There are times where you just have to step up and say something, and this is one of those times. So all you, psychopath cereal eaters, if you really do exist, read here.
There's a thin line between being the idiot who doesn't know when to stay down, and being the idiot who kills everybody.
Never have my firm belief in karma, curses, and deep fear of the open ocean come together in such harmony.
If you have friends like Jim Ziegler and Jerry Moore who will step up and speak to your defense, the safe bet would be to never do anything bad at all.
You couldn't pay me enough money to dismiss Obama from a court room, I would quit on the spot.
Well eating Nutella with a dusty spoon was my #1 most anticipated activity for the apocalypse bunker, so it's time to have a tough conversation with myself.
With the number of quarterback injuries in the league, Martellus Bennett could be the first player to play for every team.
Questioning your quarterback's toughness and cutting a veteran guy when decides to have season-ending surgery can't possibly back fire, can it?
It's a nice idea, but as long as there's one idiot out there with their own sense of speed limit and inflated self-confidence, self-driving cars will never work.
The thinking behind spending 8.5 million dollars on an airline bed could be the reason I don't have 8.5 million dollars.
As someone who's only the seen the first season, I lay out a PERFECT outline for the future of the show.
The one where I project some of my unhappiness with the Bulls onto one player, and one blog. You asked for this, but you surely don't deserve it.
