There are already too many ways to die while surfing, so I'm officially issuing a complaint.
Hello.
I went to college to learn how to spell and it's not going great for me.
I went to college to learn how to spell and it's not going great for me.
There are already too many ways to die while surfing, so I'm officially issuing a complaint.
Years from now, we'll look back and realize that the warning signs for the human genocide at the hands of the robots all started with them correcting our spelling with zero consistency.
Sounds like Giannis won't be handing out copies of "The Godfather" to his teammates any time soon.
Writing has been a nice way for me to reflect on how unbelievable it is that I have not been hit by a car.
I even tried writing this serious blog without using the word "fuck" but that seemed too far off brand.
I just assumed that it was one of those things that if you did it and got hit by a car that you couldn’t press charges, or if you died that your family wasn’t allowed to start a blood feud with the driver’s family.
Australia going above and beyond to prove that it is simultaneously the most fun and dangerous place to live. Cleveland, take note!
In case you missed it, Donald Trump wishes his campaign team wasn't being investigated right now!
It has become clear that until Colin Kaepernick is signed to a current NFL roster, karma will snap the legs of every franchise quarterback who stands in his way.
I reopen a bunch of old wounds surrounding Paul Walker's death and convince myself that Vin Diesel might be my dad.
Sooooooooo dumb. Sooooooooo dumb. If you want an electricity free cabin I can point you to fuckin' thirty of them in the Vermont/New Hampshire area.
My apartment's being dismantled by plumbers, so I'll take this opportunity to make it abundantly clear how I feel about Lebron James.
