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Jameis Winston: Not Very Good At Pregame Speeches Or Self Awareness!
Nov 6

Nov 6 Jameis Winston: Not Very Good At Pregame Speeches Or Self Awareness!

Keegs
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Your daily dose of "Man, that guy deserved to get his ass kicked!"

Trump Wishes DOJ and FBI Would Investigate Hillary Clinton Instead of Him
Nov 3

Nov 3 Trump Wishes DOJ and FBI Would Investigate Hillary Clinton Instead of Him

Keegs
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In case you missed it, Donald Trump wishes his campaign team wasn't being investigated right now!

Deshaun Watson Tragically Tears ACL- Latest Victim of Colin Kaepernick Not Having a Job
Nov 3

Nov 3 Deshaun Watson Tragically Tears ACL- Latest Victim of Colin Kaepernick Not Having a Job

Keegs
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It has become clear that until Colin Kaepernick is signed to a current NFL roster, karma will snap the legs of every franchise quarterback who stands in his way.

Hero Employee Disables Donald Trump's Twitter On Last Day
Nov 3

Nov 3 Hero Employee Disables Donald Trump's Twitter On Last Day

Keegs
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Man, we live in a weird time, huh?

Japan To Launch Fake Shooting Stars From Satellite/ End Our Existence
Nov 3

Nov 3 Japan To Launch Fake Shooting Stars From Satellite/ End Our Existence

Keegs
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I'm trying so so so hard to not make a Godzilla joke.

Tyrese Gibson Is Mad And Won't Make Another Fast and Furious Movie With The Rock!
Nov 3

Nov 3 Tyrese Gibson Is Mad And Won't Make Another Fast and Furious Movie With The Rock!

Keegs
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I reopen a bunch of old wounds surrounding Paul Walker's death and convince myself that Vin Diesel might be my dad.

Mueller Jack-O-Lantern Placed Outside of Manafort's Townhouse
Nov 2

Nov 2 Mueller Jack-O-Lantern Placed Outside of Manafort's Townhouse

Keegs
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I want a Mueller pumpkin for every colluding fuck!

Idiots Wait For a Year to Stay in Electricity-Free Cabin
Nov 2

Nov 2 Idiots Wait For a Year to Stay in Electricity-Free Cabin

Keegs
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Sooooooooo dumb. Sooooooooo dumb. If you want an electricity free cabin I can point you to fuckin' thirty of them in the Vermont/New Hampshire area.

The Cavaliers Are a Hot Mess!
Nov 2

Nov 2 The Cavaliers Are a Hot Mess!

Keegs
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My apartment's being dismantled by plumbers, so I'll take this opportunity to make it abundantly clear how I feel about Lebron James.

Disney Will Only Allow Theaters To Show Star Wars: The Last Jedi On Their Biggest Screens
Nov 2

Nov 2 Disney Will Only Allow Theaters To Show Star Wars: The Last Jedi On Their Biggest Screens

Keegs
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Just when you thought things couldn't get worse for the Jumanji sequel!

A Pipe In My Building Has Burst And It Is The End of Days
Nov 2

Nov 2 A Pipe In My Building Has Burst And It Is The End of Days

Keegs
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Dear blog: things are not going so good.

You Can Get a Boarding Pass to Mars... Never Mind It's Stupid
Nov 1

Nov 1 You Can Get a Boarding Pass to Mars... Never Mind It's Stupid

Keegs
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Never have I ever been more disappointed in a government institution that I am with NASA at this very moment. At least faking the moon landing took balls.

I Got Locked Out Of My Apartment And Now I'm Shook
Nov 1

Nov 1 I Got Locked Out Of My Apartment And Now I'm Shook

Keegs
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Losers get locked out, and the world isn't built for losers!

Mandatory Stranger Things 2 Finale Post: I Don't Think I Spoil Anything But I Probably Do
Nov 1

Nov 1 Mandatory Stranger Things 2 Finale Post: I Don't Think I Spoil Anything But I Probably Do

Keegs
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Please click this, I can't contain my enthusiasm about one thing in particular.

Paul Manafort Has Three Different Passports and Doesn't Seem Like He's Hiding Anything
Nov 1

Nov 1 Paul Manafort Has Three Different Passports and Doesn't Seem Like He's Hiding Anything

Keegs
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He must be PISSED he went through the effort of keeping three passports up to date and still got caught!

Deshone Kizer Stays Out Late Drinking Before Game- Cleveland Desperately Still Trying To Convince Us It Has a Sick Night Life
Nov 1

Nov 1 Deshone Kizer Stays Out Late Drinking Before Game- Cleveland Desperately Still Trying To Convince Us It Has a Sick Night Life

Keegs
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A conspiracy that goes all the way to the core of the Cleveland Visitors Center...

Bag of Meth Found Among Halloween Candy Brethren- Kids Start Losing Teeth Even Faster!
Oct 31

Oct 31 Bag of Meth Found Among Halloween Candy Brethren- Kids Start Losing Teeth Even Faster!

Keegs
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My official statement on this: a terrible waste of meth.

Ex-Trump Advisor Calls Papadopoulos a "Coffee Boy", and This Coffee Boy Resents the Implication
Oct 31

Oct 31 Ex-Trump Advisor Calls Papadopoulos a "Coffee Boy", and This Coffee Boy Resents the Implication

Keegs
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You come at the coffee boy you best not miss.

People Upset that Kindles Don't Work Underwater!
Oct 31

Oct 31 People Upset that Kindles Don't Work Underwater!

Keegs
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Hey you! You're lucky to even be able to read!

If You Have Not Played The Last of Us, Then You Should Make Yourself Throw Up to Get Out of Work and Play it Now.
Oct 31

Oct 31 If You Have Not Played The Last of Us, Then You Should Make Yourself Throw Up to Get Out of Work and Play it Now.

Keegs
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I cried playing the first one, I'll surely cry playing the second, and I may or may not be crying now.

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