This is one of the few times I'll disagree with "science". If our airplane starts shaking we're all going to die.
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I went to college to learn how to spell and it's not going great for me.
I went to college to learn how to spell and it's not going great for me.
This is one of the few times I'll disagree with "science". If our airplane starts shaking we're all going to die.
annnnnnd I think I just convinced myself that throwing your pee is worse than murder.
Your daily reminder that I'm a coward, and my daily reminder that my fear of open water might demand I speak to a professional.
It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's how many consecutive times you get punched in the face.
I'll give him kudos, I would have bet a million dollars that Jerry Jones would have said the most bat shit offensive thing at the NFL Owners Meeting.
An F16 crashing into a forest and my Ikea furniture falling apart should not have the same explanation.
Am I alone in having no fucking idea what a shingle is? You could put four photos in front of me and offer me a million dollars if I could point you to a shingle, and I would get it wrong.
It’s not that I don’t believe in my team, it’s that I believe more that we are cursed as a franchise and that I am possibly cursed as a person.
Nope. No thank you. I’ll eat my meals above ground thank you very much. This is classic humans getting too cocky for their own good.
This is a tough one, and I’m torn. But let me be absolutely clear to start, Mr. Mayor, I'll be honest, it sounds like your town sucks.
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