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Team of Assassins Sent to Canada Annnnnd I Thought That Was Off-Limits

Aug 6

Aug 6 Team of Assassins Sent to Canada Annnnnd I Thought That Was Off-Limits

"Classic" Bank Robbery Prank Likely Leads To Jail Time For Youtubers

Aug 6

Aug 6 "Classic" Bank Robbery Prank Likely Leads To Jail Time For Youtubers

Police Think Guy Has Been Murdered: Turns Out He’s Just Been Living In The Woods For Five Years

Aug 5

Aug 5 Police Think Guy Has Been Murdered: Turns Out He’s Just Been Living In The Woods For Five Years

Kraft Wants You To Start Eating Mac & Cheese for Breakfast And I For One Don't Appreciate It.

Aug 5

Aug 5 Kraft Wants You To Start Eating Mac & Cheese for Breakfast And I For One Don't Appreciate It.

Final Review: Ghost of Tsushima Sets The Bar For What Open World Games Can, and Should Be

Aug 4

Aug 4 Final Review: Ghost of Tsushima Sets The Bar For What Open World Games Can, and Should Be

Guy Throws Gender Reveal And Consequently Walks Out When It Doesn’t Go His Way

Aug 4

Aug 4 Guy Throws Gender Reveal And Consequently Walks Out When It Doesn’t Go His Way

Greek Locals Likely Dump Dozens of Hated Scooters In Sea: Save Greek Lives, Doom Fish

Aug 4

Aug 4 Greek Locals Likely Dump Dozens of Hated Scooters In Sea: Save Greek Lives, Doom Fish

Guy Writes Reddit Horror Story: Turns Out It’s Pretty Good and Netflix Buys It For 7 Figures

Aug 3

Aug 3 Guy Writes Reddit Horror Story: Turns Out It’s Pretty Good and Netflix Buys It For 7 Figures

Turns Out Sperm Don't Swim Like Lame-o's Instead Roll Over Like Playful Otters

Aug 1

Aug 1 Turns Out Sperm Don't Swim Like Lame-o's Instead Roll Over Like Playful Otters

Outrage in Michigan After Norwegian Flag Confused for Confederate Flag: Everybody In This Story’s An Idiot

Aug 1

Aug 1 Outrage in Michigan After Norwegian Flag Confused for Confederate Flag: Everybody In This Story’s An Idiot

Alligator's Got Powerful Friend In Powerful Places: Gets 1st Degree Assault Charge Wiped

Jul 30

Jul 30 Alligator's Got Powerful Friend In Powerful Places: Gets 1st Degree Assault Charge Wiped

Ranking MLB Fake Fan Options: Cardboard, Hologram, or Poorly Functioning Robot

Jul 30

Jul 30 Ranking MLB Fake Fan Options: Cardboard, Hologram, or Poorly Functioning Robot

Scientist Fucked Up and Created a New Kind of Fish and This Is a Warning Sign

Jul 29

Jul 29 Scientist Fucked Up and Created a New Kind of Fish and This Is a Warning Sign

The Red Lobster Employee Who Found and Saved a 1 in 2 Million Blue Lobster Deserves So Much More Credit Than We’re Giving Them

Jul 29

Jul 29 The Red Lobster Employee Who Found and Saved a 1 in 2 Million Blue Lobster Deserves So Much More Credit Than We’re Giving Them

Zoos Are Keeping Penguins Busy With Bubbles and Frankly I’m Disappointed in Penguins

Jul 28

Jul 28 Zoos Are Keeping Penguins Busy With Bubbles and Frankly I’m Disappointed in Penguins

States Warning People Not to Plant Random Seeds They’re Receiving from China: Who the Fuck is Doing That

Jul 28

Jul 28 States Warning People Not to Plant Random Seeds They’re Receiving from China: Who the Fuck is Doing That

Guy Tosses Bottle at Seal: It’s a Bad Week for Seal Vengeance

Jul 27

Jul 27 Guy Tosses Bottle at Seal: It’s a Bad Week for Seal Vengeance

2 Students Find Asteroid: Completely Show Up NASA

Jul 27

Jul 27 2 Students Find Asteroid: Completely Show Up NASA

We’ve Got a National Coin Shortage (Emergency) and It’s Prime Time to Phase Out the (No Good, Dirt Diggin', Hound Doggin', Goddamn, Motherfucking) Nickel

Jul 25

Jul 25 We’ve Got a National Coin Shortage (Emergency) and It’s Prime Time to Phase Out the (No Good, Dirt Diggin', Hound Doggin', Goddamn, Motherfucking) Nickel

Apartment Renter Banned by Landlord for Eating Meat: I Side With PETA!

Jul 24

Jul 24 Apartment Renter Banned by Landlord for Eating Meat: I Side With PETA!