Jun 26 Jun 26 Hats Off to Diego: The Sea Tortoise Who Fucked His Species Back Into Existence, and Himself Into Retirement. Keegs
Jun 26 Jun 26 Cruise Continue to Simulate Medieval Ages: Doesn’t Warn Tourists That They Are Standing On An Active Volcano. Keegs
Jun 23 Jun 23 Unsurprising But Important: Science Proves Cat Owners Are Less Likely to Have Sex: An Investigation Keegs
Jun 9 Jun 9 Two Very Different Monkey Stories Have Me Very Confused On Where To Stand On Monkeys Keegs
Jun 9 Jun 9 Global Pandemic Causing Insufficient Endangerment to Elderly- *Robotic Cats Have Entered the Chat Keegs
May 21 May 21 Restaurant Planning On Reopening With Mannequins Instead of Real People and I'll Happily Socially Distance Until 2050 If This Is The Future Keegs
May 13 May 13 Scientists Slam Their Collective Big Dick On The Table And Remind Public That Mosquitoes Are More Dangerous Than Murder Hornets Keegs
Jan 26 Jan 26 A Blog Delayed: Bulls Rob Lakers Fans Of Tacos Purely Out Of Spite, And Still Effectively Tank Keegs
Jan 14 Jan 14 Teacher Suing For Being Called A Racist After Allegedly Treating Students Like Slaves In History Lesson Keegs
Jan 14 Jan 14 A.P.A Says Traditional Masculinity Can Hurt Boys- Can Go Right Ahead And Hop The Fuck Off Of Our Brand Keegs
