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New Hampshire Crew That Dropped A Giant Dead Whale On The Ground Had One Job: Principally Not To Put Dead Whale In Dumpster.

Sep 19

Sep 19 New Hampshire Crew That Dropped A Giant Dead Whale On The Ground Had One Job: Principally Not To Put Dead Whale In Dumpster.

Hurricanes Remain Not Fun Place To Be: Floating Swarms Of Fire Ants Spotted In Florence's Floodwaters

Sep 19

Sep 19 Hurricanes Remain Not Fun Place To Be: Floating Swarms Of Fire Ants Spotted In Florence's Floodwaters

Body Found In Poland Full Of Wasps, Bees, and Squirrels: I'm Officially Getting Cremated

Sep 19

Sep 19 Body Found In Poland Full Of Wasps, Bees, and Squirrels: I'm Officially Getting Cremated

Five Squirrels Get Tied Together By Their Tails: Let's Talk About Squirrels

Sep 19

Sep 19 Five Squirrels Get Tied Together By Their Tails: Let's Talk About Squirrels

Burglars Posing As Food Deliverymen Is So Brilliant It Hurts

Sep 12

Sep 12 Burglars Posing As Food Deliverymen Is So Brilliant It Hurts

A Missed Connection Story For The Ages: Guy Meets Girl Named Nicole And She Gives Him The Wrong Number, He Promptly Mass Emails Everybody On His Campus Named Nicole

Sep 12

Sep 12 A Missed Connection Story For The Ages: Guy Meets Girl Named Nicole And She Gives Him The Wrong Number, He Promptly Mass Emails Everybody On His Campus Named Nicole

Lizard Vengeance (AKA Hybrid Pythons) Still Out Of Control In Florida: We Present A Solution

Sep 12

Sep 12 Lizard Vengeance (AKA Hybrid Pythons) Still Out Of Control In Florida: We Present A Solution

Listen Here To HAPAYHN: Ep 32- "The Last Blue Bubble"

Sep 7

Sep 7 Listen Here To HAPAYHN: Ep 32- "The Last Blue Bubble"

Listen Here To HAPAYHN: Ep 31- "Zafar, The Horny Dolphin"

Aug 31

Aug 31 Listen Here To HAPAYHN: Ep 31- "Zafar, The Horny Dolphin"

I Move Back To The City, Swarm Of Bees Descends Like The Plague Upon Hot Dog Cart

Aug 29

Aug 29 I Move Back To The City, Swarm Of Bees Descends Like The Plague Upon Hot Dog Cart

We've Got A Horny Dolphin On The Loose!

Aug 29

Aug 29 We've Got A Horny Dolphin On The Loose!

Listen To HAPAHYN- Ep. 30- "Clip Episode and Most Woke Episode Ever"

Aug 17

Aug 17 Listen To HAPAHYN- Ep. 30- "Clip Episode and Most Woke Episode Ever"

We Have A Science Guy And He's Opened Our Eyes To Rat Lungworm

Aug 12

Aug 12 We Have A Science Guy And He's Opened Our Eyes To Rat Lungworm

Listen To HAPAHYN- EP. 29: "Guys, We Fudged Up The Sound Again"

Aug 3

Aug 3 Listen To HAPAHYN- EP. 29: "Guys, We Fudged Up The Sound Again"

We Did It Again, HABAYHN Predicts The Future: US Hospitals Not To Be Trusted With Birthing: People Flock To The Streets To Pop Their Children Out (Developing Story)

Jul 30

Jul 30 We Did It Again, HABAYHN Predicts The Future: US Hospitals Not To Be Trusted With Birthing: People Flock To The Streets To Pop Their Children Out (Developing Story)

The Problem With Dwayne Johnson's "Skyscraper"

Jul 30

Jul 30 The Problem With Dwayne Johnson's "Skyscraper"

Listen To HAPAYHN: Ep. 28- "We Are Your Dads and War Criminals"

Jul 16

Jul 16 Listen To HAPAYHN: Ep. 28- "We Are Your Dads and War Criminals"

Needless To Say, Not A Huge Fan Of The Guy Who Smuggled A Python Onto A Plane

Jul 16

Jul 16 Needless To Say, Not A Huge Fan Of The Guy Who Smuggled A Python Onto A Plane

In Crazy Turn Of Events Instagram Model Poses In School Of Sharks: Gets Bitten By Shark

Jul 16

Jul 16 In Crazy Turn Of Events Instagram Model Poses In School Of Sharks: Gets Bitten By Shark

Listen Here to HAPAYHN- Ep. 27 "An Unelaborate Podcast"

Jul 2

Jul 2 Listen Here to HAPAYHN- Ep. 27 "An Unelaborate Podcast"