May 23 May 23 Pivot To Must-Watch Video: We Interview The Brooklyn Half Marathon About The Royal Wedding and Prince Harry's Lame Proposal Keegs
May 21 May 21 A Tale Of Three Things You Can't Do: Guy Punches A Pregnant Deaf Woman and Her Service Dog On A Plane: Is In Trouble Keegs
May 21 May 21 Japanese Climber Who Is Much Tougher Than Me, Having Lost Nine Fingers To Everest, Dies On His Eighth Attempt Keegs
May 17 May 17 “Surprising Poll” Shows That Two Thirds Of Britain Don’t Care About The Royal Wedding: “Surprising” For “Whom”? Keegs
May 17 May 17 Guy Who Got Kicked Off An American Airlines Flight For Trying To Smuggle First Class Drinks Back To His Poor Friends In Economy Deserves A Monument In His Honor Keegs
May 16 May 16 To Be Clear: If What You Think Is Your Family Dog Is Actually A Bear: You Are Dumb As Shit Keegs
May 16 May 16 25 Year Old Poses As 17 Year Old Harvey Refugee To Destroy On High School Basketball Team: Who Are We To Blame Him? Keegs
May 14 May 14 Boston Dynamic Teaches Robots To Run And Hunt Us Via Google Maps: Is Offically SkyNet Keegs
May 14 May 14 Prom Committee Gets Fuckin' Drunk: Decides It's A Good Idea To Bring A Caged Tiger To Prom Keegs
May 10 May 10 Narc Tries To Stop The Legalization Of MARIJUANA By Saying They’ll Have To Euthanize Police Dogs Keegs
May 8 May 8 Today In "What Happens When Middle Schoolers Don't Jerk Off": The Deodorant Challenge AKA Kids Are Melting Their Arms Off Keegs
May 8 May 8 "Veritable" News Source Confirms What This Blog Has Been Screaming Since Inception: Predators Are Taking Over The World Keegs
May 7 May 7 Guy Stun Gunned As He Tries To Have Sex With Car: A Reminder That You Can't Put Your Penis In A Car's Exhaust Pipe (In Public), An Analysis Of A Double Standard, And A Case For Communal Stun Guns Keegs
May 7 May 7 Another Criminal Gets Stuck In A Chimney: Example 909878 Of Why Criminals Should Not Go Down Chimneys Keegs
