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If You Ever Go On A Ski Lift Again After Watching This Video, You Are A Fucking Idiot

Mar 16

Mar 16 If You Ever Go On A Ski Lift Again After Watching This Video, You Are A Fucking Idiot

This Shampoo That Makes You Go Bald Is The Worst Thing To Happen To Hair Since Netflix Got Rid Of Tim Riggins: And I'm In Danger

Mar 16

Mar 16 This Shampoo That Makes You Go Bald Is The Worst Thing To Happen To Hair Since Netflix Got Rid Of Tim Riggins: And I'm In Danger

Space Is Out Here Changing DNA: NASA'S Got To Step The Fuck Up

Mar 15

Mar 15 Space Is Out Here Changing DNA: NASA'S Got To Step The Fuck Up

Spineless United Airlines Pays Woman $1,000 To Take Her Foot Off Tray Table

Mar 15

Mar 15 Spineless United Airlines Pays Woman $1,000 To Take Her Foot Off Tray Table

Russian Mother Gives Birth In The Red Sea: I'll Admit I Thought It Was The Dead Sea And Gave Myself A Stroke

Mar 15

Mar 15 Russian Mother Gives Birth In The Red Sea: I'll Admit I Thought It Was The Dead Sea And Gave Myself A Stroke

Mhhmmm Free Agency's Got Me Feeling Good And I Know It's A Trap: It's Always A Trap

Mar 14

Mar 14 Mhhmmm Free Agency's Got Me Feeling Good And I Know It's A Trap: It's Always A Trap

Hey United Airlines, How Much Soap Is It Going Take To Wash That Dog Blood Off Your Hands?

Mar 14

Mar 14 Hey United Airlines, How Much Soap Is It Going Take To Wash That Dog Blood Off Your Hands?

Science Teacher Who Fed A Puppy To A Turtle Is Breaking My Brain

Mar 14

Mar 14 Science Teacher Who Fed A Puppy To A Turtle Is Breaking My Brain

Elon Musk: Smart Or Not?

Mar 13

Mar 13 Elon Musk: Smart Or Not?

Spending 19K To Save Your 15 Year Old Cat Is A Good Example Of What Not To Do With 19K

Mar 13

Mar 13 Spending 19K To Save Your 15 Year Old Cat Is A Good Example Of What Not To Do With 19K

Here's A Podcast Are You Happy Now? Ep. 15 "So Nice We Recorded It Twice"

Mar 10

Mar 10 Here's A Podcast Are You Happy Now? Ep. 15 "So Nice We Recorded It Twice"

Otter Viciously Attacks Old Lady: We're Losing Control Of Cute Animals/ We've Got To Stop Sending Old People To Florida

Mar 9

Mar 9 Otter Viciously Attacks Old Lady: We're Losing Control Of Cute Animals/ We've Got To Stop Sending Old People To Florida

Amazon "Fixes" Alexa Laughing At You: The Fact Alexa Still Exists Means They're Lying

Mar 8

Mar 8 Amazon "Fixes" Alexa Laughing At You: The Fact Alexa Still Exists Means They're Lying

Spoiler Alert: The Oldest Known Message In A Bottle Is Boring As Fuck

Mar 8

Mar 8 Spoiler Alert: The Oldest Known Message In A Bottle Is Boring As Fuck

Lady Feels Pain: Ends Up She's 9 Months Pregnant: Gives Birth 30 Minutes Later

Mar 8

Mar 8 Lady Feels Pain: Ends Up She's 9 Months Pregnant: Gives Birth 30 Minutes Later

New York Times Tells Me I'm More Likely To Be Killed By A Dog Or A Bee Than A Spider, Snake, Or Scorpion: That Was Tough To Hear

Mar 7

Mar 7 New York Times Tells Me I'm More Likely To Be Killed By A Dog Or A Bee Than A Spider, Snake, Or Scorpion: That Was Tough To Hear

6th Grader Suspended For Unknowingly Eating A Pot Cookie: My God Hasn't She Suffered Enough

Mar 7

Mar 7 6th Grader Suspended For Unknowingly Eating A Pot Cookie: My God Hasn't She Suffered Enough

Dad Makes His Bullying Son Run To School In The Rain: Not Everybody Loves This

Mar 7

Mar 7 Dad Makes His Bullying Son Run To School In The Rain: Not Everybody Loves This

Last Week In China They Started Banning The Alphabet

Mar 7

Mar 7 Last Week In China They Started Banning The Alphabet

Newborn Bear Cubs Found In Trash Can In Russia: And Somebody's About To Be Dinner

Mar 6

Mar 6 Newborn Bear Cubs Found In Trash Can In Russia: And Somebody's About To Be Dinner