Jan 29 Jan 29 Mailman Dumps All Of His Mail On The Side Of The Road: First Exhibit In "How You Know You Should Quit Your Job" Keegs
Jan 29 Jan 29 Old Lady Keeps Sneaking On To Flights: I Don't Understand It But Goddamn Do I Respect It Keegs
Jan 25 Jan 25 Woman Thinks She Has Flu But Really Has Flesh-Eating Bacteria: No Way I'm Not Next Keegs
Jan 25 Jan 25 Hawaiian Governor Forgot Twitter Password During False Alarm: A Word On Passwords From The World's Most Hackable Man Keegs
Jan 23 Jan 23 Today I saw The Shape Of Water with 25 Newborn Babies And It Was A Terrible Mistake Keegs
Jan 23 Jan 23 Punching Yourself In The Face To Avoid A Breathalyzer Demands A Certain Degree of Respect Keegs
Jan 22 Jan 22 On Behalf Of Prince Harry's Reputation, I Must Know How Ed Sheeran Proposed To His Fiance And I Must Know Now Keegs
Jan 19 Jan 19 Baby Born On Airplane Worked Out Perfectly For The Mom And Baby: And I Imagine Not Great For Everybody Else Keegs
Jan 19 Jan 19 Dickhead New Jersey Town To Charge $200 Tickets For Driving Through During Rush Hour Keegs