Jan 18 Jan 18 Kris Dunn Broke All Of His Teeth Dunking Last Night: And I'd Like To Announce My Retirement From Dunking Keegs
Jan 17 Jan 17 It's Official, I'm The Owner Of A Professional SemiPro Amateur Zog Sports Basketball Team Keegs
Jan 17 Jan 17 Speaking Of Holding In Your Sneezes: Looks Like Rats Weren't Responsible For Spreading The Black Plague: An Apology Keegs
Jan 16 Jan 16 Big Pharma Telling Me Not To Eat Tide Pods Makes Me Very Much Want To Eat Tide Pods Keegs
Jan 16 Jan 16 People In Japan Love Eating Poisonous Blowfish: Can't Be Upset When They Get Poisoned Keegs
Jan 16 Jan 16 Guy Holds In His Sneeze And Blows A Hole In His Throat: Does Not Mean You Shouldn't Hold In Your Sneezes Keegs
Jan 15 Jan 15 Facial Exercises Can Make You Look Three Years Younger: And I Need To Take Off Ten Keegs
Jan 12 Jan 12 Hypothetical Thetical Of The Day: If You're Going To Stash Explosives, Make Sure You Don't Stash Them At The Location Of A Double Murder Keegs
