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Pittsburgh Steelers Offensive Coordinator Todd Haley Shattered His Pelvis On New Year's Eve: How Did You Shatter Your Pelvis, Todd Haley?

Jan 11

Jan 11 Pittsburgh Steelers Offensive Coordinator Todd Haley Shattered His Pelvis On New Year's Eve: How Did You Shatter Your Pelvis, Todd Haley?

Giant Chunk Of Ice Falls Off NYC Building And Crushes SUV

Jan 11

Jan 11 Giant Chunk Of Ice Falls Off NYC Building And Crushes SUV

The Trailer For Blockers Made Me Laugh HARD

Jan 11

Jan 11 The Trailer For Blockers Made Me Laugh HARD

It’s That Time Of Year, There’s An E Coli Outbreak And Nobody Has To Eat Vegetables Anymore

Jan 11

Jan 11 It’s That Time Of Year, There’s An E Coli Outbreak And Nobody Has To Eat Vegetables Anymore

39 Year Old Bus Driver Playing College Hoops In Canada

Jan 11

Jan 11 39 Year Old Bus Driver Playing College Hoops In Canada

Man Caught With Full Rack Of Ribs Down Pants

Jan 10

Jan 10 Man Caught With Full Rack Of Ribs Down Pants

Heroic Fellow Tries To Kill Spider With Blowtorch And Sets Apartment Ablaze

Jan 10

Jan 10 Heroic Fellow Tries To Kill Spider With Blowtorch And Sets Apartment Ablaze

Bobcat High School Standoff Somehow Doesn’t End In Tragedy

Jan 10

Jan 10 Bobcat High School Standoff Somehow Doesn’t End In Tragedy

Pizzas To Be Delivered By Self-Driving Cars

Jan 10

Jan 10 Pizzas To Be Delivered By Self-Driving Cars

Grade This Citizen's Arrest

Jan 10

Jan 10 Grade This Citizen's Arrest

Ingestible Pill That Tracks The Development Of Your Farts Sounds Cool: But I Have A Few Suggestions

Jan 9

Jan 9 Ingestible Pill That Tracks The Development Of Your Farts Sounds Cool: But I Have A Few Suggestions

My Barber Is Back

Jan 9

Jan 9 My Barber Is Back

Trump “Singing” The National Anthem Is Like Me “Saying” The Complicated Prayers At Passover

Jan 9

Jan 9 Trump “Singing” The National Anthem Is Like Me “Saying” The Complicated Prayers At Passover

Thousands Of 7-Eleven Customers In Utah Exposed To Hepatitis A

Jan 9

Jan 9 Thousands Of 7-Eleven Customers In Utah Exposed To Hepatitis A

Chicago Bears Turn To Matt Nagy To Turn Franchise, And My Life, Around

Jan 9

Jan 9 Chicago Bears Turn To Matt Nagy To Turn Franchise, And My Life, Around

One Step Forward, Two Steps Back: My Illogical, Unscientific, Selfish, Petty, And Rapidly Growing Distaste For NASA

Jan 8

Jan 8 One Step Forward, Two Steps Back: My Illogical, Unscientific, Selfish, Petty, And Rapidly Growing Distaste For NASA

New York New Yorking: Water Main Bursts At JFK: An Amazing Introduction To An Amazing City

Jan 8

Jan 8 New York New Yorking: Water Main Bursts At JFK: An Amazing Introduction To An Amazing City

Slow Car Chase Ends In Hugs, Kisses, And Of Course, A Taser

Jan 8

Jan 8 Slow Car Chase Ends In Hugs, Kisses, And Of Course, A Taser

Usain Bolt Wants To Play Professional Soccer And Seems To Have Reasonable Expectations

Jan 8

Jan 8 Usain Bolt Wants To Play Professional Soccer And Seems To Have Reasonable Expectations

Robot Deer Are Hunting Poachers And I Can’t Imagine How This Will Go Poorly

Jan 8

Jan 8 Robot Deer Are Hunting Poachers And I Can’t Imagine How This Will Go Poorly