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Grade This Citizen's Arrest

Jan 10

Jan 10 Grade This Citizen's Arrest

Ingestible Pill That Tracks The Development Of Your Farts Sounds Cool: But I Have A Few Suggestions

Jan 9

Jan 9 Ingestible Pill That Tracks The Development Of Your Farts Sounds Cool: But I Have A Few Suggestions

My Barber Is Back

Jan 9

Jan 9 My Barber Is Back

Trump “Singing” The National Anthem Is Like Me “Saying” The Complicated Prayers At Passover

Jan 9

Jan 9 Trump “Singing” The National Anthem Is Like Me “Saying” The Complicated Prayers At Passover

Thousands Of 7-Eleven Customers In Utah Exposed To Hepatitis A

Jan 9

Jan 9 Thousands Of 7-Eleven Customers In Utah Exposed To Hepatitis A

Chicago Bears Turn To Matt Nagy To Turn Franchise, And My Life, Around

Jan 9

Jan 9 Chicago Bears Turn To Matt Nagy To Turn Franchise, And My Life, Around

One Step Forward, Two Steps Back: My Illogical, Unscientific, Selfish, Petty, And Rapidly Growing Distaste For NASA

Jan 8

Jan 8 One Step Forward, Two Steps Back: My Illogical, Unscientific, Selfish, Petty, And Rapidly Growing Distaste For NASA

New York New Yorking: Water Main Bursts At JFK: An Amazing Introduction To An Amazing City

Jan 8

Jan 8 New York New Yorking: Water Main Bursts At JFK: An Amazing Introduction To An Amazing City

Slow Car Chase Ends In Hugs, Kisses, And Of Course, A Taser

Jan 8

Jan 8 Slow Car Chase Ends In Hugs, Kisses, And Of Course, A Taser

Usain Bolt Wants To Play Professional Soccer And Seems To Have Reasonable Expectations

Jan 8

Jan 8 Usain Bolt Wants To Play Professional Soccer And Seems To Have Reasonable Expectations

Robot Deer Are Hunting Poachers And I Can’t Imagine How This Will Go Poorly

Jan 8

Jan 8 Robot Deer Are Hunting Poachers And I Can’t Imagine How This Will Go Poorly

Saturday Rant: Getting Stuck In A Chairlift Is Nightmare Material

Jan 6

Jan 6 Saturday Rant: Getting Stuck In A Chairlift Is Nightmare Material

Kid Wrongly Declared A Hero. Again.

Jan 5

Jan 5 Kid Wrongly Declared A Hero. Again.

Frozen Iguanas Are Falling From Trees And 2018 Is Shaping Up To Be A Good One Folks

Jan 5

Jan 5 Frozen Iguanas Are Falling From Trees And 2018 Is Shaping Up To Be A Good One Folks

Guy Dies In A "Hard Landing" And I Think We Need To Talk About What Constitutes A Hard Landing

Jan 5

Jan 5 Guy Dies In A "Hard Landing" And I Think We Need To Talk About What Constitutes A Hard Landing

Old Woman Mistakenly Declared Dead

Jan 5

Jan 5 Old Woman Mistakenly Declared Dead

Roy Moore, My First Blog Fodder, Is Back!

Jan 5

Jan 5 Roy Moore, My First Blog Fodder, Is Back!

Introducing: Here's A Podcast Are You Happy Now? Ep 1. (6) "The Greatest Campfire/Rebrand"

Jan 5

Jan 5 Introducing: Here's A Podcast Are You Happy Now? Ep 1. (6) "The Greatest Campfire/Rebrand"

Jan 4

Jan 4 Cottonwood Heights Politician Makes Huge Statement By Shaving City Logo Into Back Of Head: Also Loves Burning Man: Also Loves Arcade Fire: Also Is Woke

It's been a while since we treated ourselves to a good, old "laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame"

"New Year's Day Baby Born In The Middle Of I26" Is Not A Full And Accurate Portrayal Of This Insane Story

Jan 4

Jan 4 "New Year's Day Baby Born In The Middle Of I26" Is Not A Full And Accurate Portrayal Of This Insane Story

Mainstream media, don't let me catch you snoozing again.