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Here's A Blog Are You Happy Now?
One Step Forward, Two Steps Back: My Illogical, Unscientific, Selfish, Petty, And Rapidly Growing Distaste For NASA
Jan 8

Jan 8 One Step Forward, Two Steps Back: My Illogical, Unscientific, Selfish, Petty, And Rapidly Growing Distaste For NASA

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New York New Yorking: Water Main Bursts At JFK: An Amazing Introduction To An Amazing City
Jan 8

Jan 8 New York New Yorking: Water Main Bursts At JFK: An Amazing Introduction To An Amazing City

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Slow Car Chase Ends In Hugs, Kisses, And Of Course, A Taser
Jan 8

Jan 8 Slow Car Chase Ends In Hugs, Kisses, And Of Course, A Taser

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Usain Bolt Wants To Play Professional Soccer And Seems To Have Reasonable Expectations
Jan 8

Jan 8 Usain Bolt Wants To Play Professional Soccer And Seems To Have Reasonable Expectations

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Robot Deer Are Hunting Poachers And I Can’t Imagine How This Will Go Poorly
Jan 8

Jan 8 Robot Deer Are Hunting Poachers And I Can’t Imagine How This Will Go Poorly

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Saturday Rant: Getting Stuck In A Chairlift Is Nightmare Material
Jan 6

Jan 6 Saturday Rant: Getting Stuck In A Chairlift Is Nightmare Material

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Kid Wrongly Declared A Hero. Again.
Jan 5

Jan 5 Kid Wrongly Declared A Hero. Again.

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Frozen Iguanas Are Falling From Trees And 2018 Is Shaping Up To Be A Good One Folks
Jan 5

Jan 5 Frozen Iguanas Are Falling From Trees And 2018 Is Shaping Up To Be A Good One Folks

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Guy Dies In A "Hard Landing" And I Think We Need To Talk About What Constitutes A Hard Landing
Jan 5

Jan 5 Guy Dies In A "Hard Landing" And I Think We Need To Talk About What Constitutes A Hard Landing

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Old Woman Mistakenly Declared Dead
Jan 5

Jan 5 Old Woman Mistakenly Declared Dead

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Roy Moore, My First Blog Fodder, Is Back!
Jan 5

Jan 5 Roy Moore, My First Blog Fodder, Is Back!

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Introducing: Here's A Podcast Are You Happy Now? Ep 1. (6) "The Greatest Campfire/Rebrand"
Jan 5

Jan 5 Introducing: Here's A Podcast Are You Happy Now? Ep 1. (6) "The Greatest Campfire/Rebrand"

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Cottonwood Heights Politician Makes Huge Statement By Shaving City Logo Into Back Of Head: Also Loves Burning Man: Also Loves Arcade Fire: Also Is Woke
Jan 4

Jan 4 Cottonwood Heights Politician Makes Huge Statement By Shaving City Logo Into Back Of Head: Also Loves Burning Man: Also Loves Arcade Fire: Also Is Woke

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It's been a while since we treated ourselves to a good, old "laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame"

"New Year's Day Baby Born In The Middle Of I26" Is Not A Full And Accurate Portrayal Of This Insane Story
Jan 4

Jan 4 "New Year's Day Baby Born In The Middle Of I26" Is Not A Full And Accurate Portrayal Of This Insane Story

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Mainstream media, don't let me catch you snoozing again.

Well, Stingrays Are Stinging Everybody
Jan 4

Jan 4 Well, Stingrays Are Stinging Everybody

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jesus christ.

Father Rescued From Taliban Accused Of Assault And Other Not Nice Things
Jan 4

Jan 4 Father Rescued From Taliban Accused Of Assault And Other Not Nice Things

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Does “you break it, you buy it” work with people?

Alright, Well It's Fair To Say That The Bomb Cyclone Earned Its Name
Jan 4

Jan 4 Alright, Well It's Fair To Say That The Bomb Cyclone Earned Its Name

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Don't worry, in New York, people still hate each other even if the weather's bad.

Hey Prince Harry, You Jabroni, This Watertown Surprise Proposal Just One-Upped Yours, How Does That Feel?
Jan 3

Jan 3 Hey Prince Harry, You Jabroni, This Watertown Surprise Proposal Just One-Upped Yours, How Does That Feel?

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Boston: 2 Great Britain: 0

There's Been Another Terrible Bus Accident In Peru: Probably Worth Taking A Look At Changing The Road That Keeps On Killing People
Jan 3

Jan 3 There's Been Another Terrible Bus Accident In Peru: Probably Worth Taking A Look At Changing The Road That Keeps On Killing People

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If you live in Peru and take busses anywhere you're insane.

We Should All Be Grateful That The Guy Who Set A Booby Trap To Electrocute His Wife Is A Fucking Idiot
Jan 3

Jan 3 We Should All Be Grateful That The Guy Who Set A Booby Trap To Electrocute His Wife Is A Fucking Idiot

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Hey if you’re going to murder your pregnant wife, you may want to make sure your pregnant wife is actually dead before you change your relationship status to ‘widowed’, just a thought.

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