I went to college to learn how to spell and it's not going great for me.
It's been a while since we treated ourselves to a good, old "laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame"
Mainstream media, don't let me catch you snoozing again.
jesus christ.
Does “you break it, you buy it” work with people?
Don't worry, in New York, people still hate each other even if the weather's bad.
Boston: 2 Great Britain: 0
If you live in Peru and take busses anywhere you're insane.
Hey if you’re going to murder your pregnant wife, you may want to make sure your pregnant wife is actually dead before you change your relationship status to ‘widowed’, just a thought.