Boston: 2 Great Britain: 0

If you live in Peru and take busses anywhere you're insane.

Hey if you’re going to murder your pregnant wife, you may want to make sure your pregnant wife is actually dead before you change your relationship status to ‘widowed’, just a thought.

I truly have no concept of what a bomb cyclone is other than a really cold storm? Don't we already have a name for that?

This blog was the easiest way to confess to you that I've been dunked on, a lot.

This was a win for Mariah, and a massive loss for this fledgling blog.

Ch-ch-ch-chaaaaaanges!

Part of me thinks that I would have been able to deliver this baby, and the rest of me knows that at the very least, I'd have been fucking amazing at watching someone else deliver this baby.

A thousand words on making a new friend, the worst place for new beginnings, and losing all of my medical supplies.

Goes to show that family will always be family, and family will always be ready to kill family over anything.

If you insist on physically disposing of your infant then I insist you use the age-old technique of putting your baby in a basket and leaving it on the porch of a sweet old couple.

If you're going to write a mean letter, I guess you've got to go all in.

People act like New Years is super nice every other year. It's not! It's always too cold!

Margaret Thatcher, yeah I'm talking to you. You think you're too good to share a plane with a panda bear?

You know my stance on air travel: skip it.

A classic case of snatching victory from the jaws of snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.

I mean they're fun and everything, but there aren't THAT many uses for a drone. This is one of them. 

9-year-olds with pellet guns are the new guard dog.

Hey, here's a crazy idea: let's not give Egypt any excuse to put us in prison, yeah?