Primary Analysis: I don't think I would handled that blackout well.Alternative analysis: I would have handled that exceptionally well.
I went to college to learn how to spell and it's not going great for me.
Primary Analysis: I don't think I would handled that blackout well.Alternative analysis: I would have handled that exceptionally well.
I don't hate cats by any means, but I have a realistic sense of what they're capable of.
Sometimes you set out to write a blog with one narrative in mind, and then that takes a sudden change of direction. Exhibit A:
This is why the blog crown lies so heavy, because it's in moments like these that silence is unacceptable.
Look, if you steal a package- I hope with all of my heart that box is full of poop.
We dive into rich people ruining their brand again, teenagers being terrible, airplane behavior, what dogs are okay to eat, and much more!
Weird guys shouldn't make risky jokes, and absolutely nobody, no not even you, should mix in lower case letters when you're using all caps BEcAUSE IT's wEIRD
If you let your guard down to a kid in a video game you're fixing to get fucked.
Hot dogs, the white meat of grilled food, are the most relatable food of all time.
As a guy who, in some sense, used to get paid to put dicks in people's lattes, I appreciate how difficult it is to pass up an opportunity like this.
The best blogs are built off a recurring theme of irrepressible hatred. Meet Roy Moore.
Look I'm not saying that any dog "deserves" to be eaten. I'm just saying I think there’s a little bit of a difference between eating a dog you find living in a trash pile, and eating Air Bud.
Watch a delusional man talk himself into believing a team that's not good is maybe good.