I went to college to learn how to spell and it's not going great for me.
It's a nice idea, but as long as there's one idiot out there with their own sense of speed limit and inflated self-confidence, self-driving cars will never work.
The thinking behind spending 8.5 million dollars on an airline bed could be the reason I don't have 8.5 million dollars.
As someone who's only the seen the first season, I lay out a PERFECT outline for the future of the show.
The one where I project some of my unhappiness with the Bulls onto one player, and one blog. You asked for this, but you surely don't deserve it.
There are already too many ways to die while surfing, so I'm officially issuing a complaint.
Years from now, we'll look back and realize that the warning signs for the human genocide at the hands of the robots all started with them correcting our spelling with zero consistency.
Sounds like Giannis won't be handing out copies of "The Godfather" to his teammates any time soon.
Writing has been a nice way for me to reflect on how unbelievable it is that I have not been hit by a car.
I even tried writing this serious blog without using the word "fuck" but that seemed too far off brand.
I just assumed that it was one of those things that if you did it and got hit by a car that you couldn’t press charges, or if you died that your family wasn’t allowed to start a blood feud with the driver’s family.
Australia going above and beyond to prove that it is simultaneously the most fun and dangerous place to live. Cleveland, take note!
In case you missed it, Donald Trump wishes his campaign team wasn't being investigated right now!
It has become clear that until Colin Kaepernick is signed to a current NFL roster, karma will snap the legs of every franchise quarterback who stands in his way.
